Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
one who will resort to unlawful methods to attain a freshly baked bagel.
Charmy: Someone will jump us if we carry all these bagels around with us.
Jessica: Yes....a bagelar.
bagelar by Chandangle August 25, 2008
Related Words

bagelcat 

When a cat gets something stuck on its head it is quite hilarious. But when it gets a bagel stuck on it's neck it is both hilarious and dangerous. That is all.
"Lol look st that bagelcat" friend:"wtf does that mean" me: look it up on urban dictionary"
bagelcat by CooperAckerman February 15, 2017

Eggley Bagelface 

The single most picked-on and jeered at person on the planet. Hs name is so incredibly hilarious no one can help but to bust up laughing at the sound of his name. His location is unknown except that he formerly and might currently might be residing in Chicago. If you ever are to approach this man you must punch him repeatedly and and call him Bagely Eggface. A.K.A. Breakfast sandwich man.
Dude 1: OMFG dude! It's Eggley Bagelface! Dude take a picture!

Eggley: Aw Fuck.
Eggley Bagelface by *EEVAN* February 17, 2010
a being of supreme loss for they have a bagel for a face.
Dude did you see that bagelface at the busstop blowing his nose on that labrador. Dude need to get a life.

Joe, Just because you failed mathenomics doesn't make you a total bagel face.
Follow your favorite challah dough recipe, braid it into a ring, boil and bake it.
As a lover of bagels and challah, there's nothing more delicious, than a bagelah!
bagelah by Sparkly Glickman February 6, 2021

bagelsage 

One of the best people out there! The cat profile and all
You know bagelsage? Yeah! They are so cool right?
bagelsage by Kmsatmlol October 29, 2021
More from Urban Dictionary

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
Load more