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one who will resort to unlawful methods to attain a freshly baked bagel.
Charmy: Someone will jump us if we carry all these bagels around with us.
Jessica: Yes....a bagelar.
bagelar by Chandangle August 25, 2008
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bagelcat 

When a cat gets something stuck on its head it is quite hilarious. But when it gets a bagel stuck on it's neck it is both hilarious and dangerous. That is all.
"Lol look st that bagelcat" friend:"wtf does that mean" me: look it up on urban dictionary"
bagelcat by CooperAckerman February 15, 2017

Eggley Bagelface 

The single most picked-on and jeered at person on the planet. Hs name is so incredibly hilarious no one can help but to bust up laughing at the sound of his name. His location is unknown except that he formerly and might currently might be residing in Chicago. If you ever are to approach this man you must punch him repeatedly and and call him Bagely Eggface. A.K.A. Breakfast sandwich man.
Dude 1: OMFG dude! It's Eggley Bagelface! Dude take a picture!

Eggley: Aw Fuck.
Eggley Bagelface by *EEVAN* February 17, 2010
a being of supreme loss for they have a bagel for a face.
Dude did you see that bagelface at the busstop blowing his nose on that labrador. Dude need to get a life.

Joe, Just because you failed mathenomics doesn't make you a total bagel face.
Follow your favorite challah dough recipe, braid it into a ring, boil and bake it.
As a lover of bagels and challah, there's nothing more delicious, than a bagelah!
bagelah by Sparkly Glickman February 6, 2021

bagelsage 

One of the best people out there! The cat profile and all
You know bagelsage? Yeah! They are so cool right?
bagelsage by Kmsatmlol October 29, 2021