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Bagelhead(s) 

A term used by Jews to refer to each other. (Like nigger but not for black people).
Stan: Hey bagelhead, you're my bro, Jon!

Eugene: Dude! Let's bagelhead it up!

Jews: Man! We're such Bagelhead(s)!
Bagelhead(s) by NinjaTRex February 26, 2011

bagelhorse 

a horse that eats bagels.
guy1 "my horse love to eat bagels, yesterday he ate a dozen"
guy2 "what a bagelhorse"
bagelhorse by Adam Kinmond August 26, 2007
one who will resort to unlawful methods to attain a freshly baked bagel.
Charmy: Someone will jump us if we carry all these bagels around with us.
Jessica: Yes....a bagelar.
bagelar by Chandangle August 25, 2008

Bagelhead(s) 

n - An individual or group of individuals that uses needles and Saline Solution to shape facial, arm, breast or buttock skin into inflated shapes as a new trend in body modification. Some applications use food coloring for a more extreme look. Inflated/Swollen areas can be molded into almost any desired shape, more commonly bagels.

Also known as Inflation.

Recently professional piercing and tattooing studios in Japan have revived this trend, which got its start in the early 1990's. The modification last about 24. Side affects may include headache, infection, skin stretching, and a pressure sensation.
Frank - "Dude, check that dude out! It looks like he has a bagel growing out of his head."

Adam - "I think he is one of those new...beagleheads....no, bagelhead(s)."

Frank - "...it looks like a Cinnamon Raisin"

Adam - "All I need is some cream cheese, I'm starving."
Bagelhead(s) by DictaKilla July 1, 2009

bagelchip 

Something you call someone in a very loud and angry voice when you cant think of a profanity.
She angrily shouted, BAGELCHIP! in frustration as the car backout out in front of her.
bagelchip by Linkyblank April 20, 2008

bagelwhore 

someone who is seriously obsessed with bagels in all varieties and ways
chelsea is such a bagelwhore
bagelwhore by FreakyBread April 25, 2017
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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