bag war

when two or more people with a lot of money or expensive things such as gucci, ferrari, yeezy, or supreme, are both flexing and trying to out - flex the other one

"Hey you ready to go over to Jordan's house?"
"Hell yeah man, it'll be a bag war, I'll bring my Yeezys!"

by Mi-Tu March 1, 2018

bag warmer

refers to a heated seat in an automobile.

Turn on the bag warmer, this seat is cold.

Also applicable as a taco warmer.

by toby p. August 30, 2005

Bag Wars

When two or more people engage in hitting each other with their school-bag and all of its contents.

Mike: Hey Shaun... take this! *Hits with bag continuously*
Paul: Shaun get up you nob. *Hits with bag* Bag Wars!
Shaun: *makes gurgling noise*

by MaithSin January 11, 2009

bag warmer

When the balls enter the vagina.

That bitch gave me a bag warmer... now my ball are sticky/stinky

by todd the bod tennessee October 6, 2013

Shit Bag Warhead

The act of promoting a soldier who has made such grand mistakes that using said soldier for anything else besides finding other soldiers capable of grand mistakes would be in breach of true justice.

The warhead serves as a prerequisite of a fully armed Shit Bag Nuke which is operational but yet to be fully unveiled.
(if you ask I can give an example of a real life shit bag warhead)

The political machine in America has become a bit obvious in it's bullshit, they must have had a shit bag warhead laying around to get everyone marching.

by Ragnar Funnies September 9, 2018

Warm corn bag

The resulting mess of a premature ejaculation in your pants due to the stimulus of any female interaction including conversation, sexting, fantasizing, or direct casual contact (sexual or non-sexual).

"I was thinking about Sally a little too much and brewed a warm corn bag at work."
Jim was grinding on Courtney on the dance floor and he blew a warm corn bag on the third song!
I was talking with Lisa about spanking her for her birthday and just about had a warm corn bag.
Jenny looked so hot today! I just about made a warm corn bag when she bent over to pick up that paper.

by gutbusterman August 28, 2013

warm bag 'o' dicks

something that you use to slap assholes in the face.

Someone should really slap George Bush in the face with a "warm bag 'o' dicks".

by Fuck Face of DSP July 10, 2007