Bag Lapper

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The art of laying back and letting your wife or lady friend gently and gingerley lick away at your nutt sack. Slurping your balls in and out of her mouth and usually accompanied with her stroking your hard cock, hopefully, until you bust a large gooey load.

Rhonda caught me totally by surprise last night. While I was watching Lost on TV, she began rubbing my cock through my shorts and got me rock hard. She slid my shorts down to my ankles and was one hell of a Bag Lapper for me. And as a bonus she let explode in her mouth and swallowed every drop. I was in heaven.

Bag Lapper by The King Cornholer April 10, 2008

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bag lapper

a bag lapper is a person that loves lapping balls.

feuntes quit being a bag lapper

bag lapper by mr beer January 13, 2008

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Bagnapper

Bagnapper is a person who desires a luxury designer bag they simply can not afford so they just take it.

lucy's a convicted bagnapper , hide your tote from that bitch and unfriend her

Bagnapper by PodArtist September 11, 2016

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Baglapper

An imbecilic and lowdown ignorant fool.

I knew that the guy who sold my girlfriend that lemon at the used car dealer was a lousy baglapper.

Baglapper by IchabodKrunk June 13, 2023

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Bagnapper

A person who covets, obsesses over and desires to possess and own a luxury name-branded handbag that is unaffordable to such a degree that they would consider kidnapping, grabbing or stealing it. To bagnap or bagnapping: to steal or stealing a handbag

Lucy plotted to bagnap her boss Jill's new Hermes crocodile Birkin. The thought of becoming a bagnapper did not even fill her with guilt--she knew that bagnapping it was the only way she could ever possess such an expensive bag.

Bagnapper by PodArtist September 24, 2016

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bagslapper

When you take a shit but your turd stands straight up and falls over and hits your balls.

Person A: "Man i just experienced a bagslapper"
Person B: "a what now?"
Person A: "my turd hit my balls and theyre now covered in shit"

bagslapper by Indestinate February 26, 2024

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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Glippy

A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.

“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”

Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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