A person who covets, obsesses over and desires to possess and own a luxury name-branded pair of shoes that are unaffordable to such a degree that they would consider kidnapping, grabbing or stealing them. To shoenap or shoenapper: to steal or stealing shoes.
Lucy plotted to shoenap her boss Jill's new Manolo Blahnok heels. The thought of becoming a shoenapper did not even fill her with guilt--she knew that shoenapping them was the only way she could ever possess such expensive shoes.
by PodArtist February 26, 2016
A person who covets, obsesses over and desires to possess and own a luxury name-branded pair of shoes that are unaffordable to such a degree that they would consider kidnapping, grabbing or stealing them. To shoenap or shoenapping: to steal or stealing shoes.
Lucy plotted to shoenap her boss Jill's new Manolo Blahnok heels. The thought of becoming a shoenapper did not even fill her with guilt--she knew that shoenapping them was the only way she could ever possess such expensive shoes.
by PodArtist February 06, 2016
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by PodArtist February 24, 2019
Bagnapper is a person who desires a luxury designer bag they simply can not afford so they just take it.
by PodArtist February 17, 2016
A person who covets, obsesses over and desires to possess and own a luxury name-branded handbag that is unaffordable to such a degree that they would consider kidnapping, grabbing or stealing it. To bagnap or bagnapping: to steal or stealing a handbag
Lucy plotted to bagnap her boss Jill's new Hermes crocodile Birkin. The thought of becoming a bagnapper did not even fill her with guilt--she knew that bagnapping it was the only way she could ever possess such an expensive bag.
by PodArtist February 06, 2016