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Bag Lapper 

The art of laying back and letting your wife or lady friend gently and gingerley lick away at your nutt sack. Slurping your balls in and out of her mouth and usually accompanied with her stroking your hard cock, hopefully, until you bust a large gooey load.
Rhonda caught me totally by surprise last night. While I was watching Lost on TV, she began rubbing my cock through my shorts and got me rock hard. She slid my shorts down to my ankles and was one hell of a Bag Lapper for me. And as a bonus she let explode in her mouth and swallowed every drop. I was in heaven.
A loud v-twin motorcycle, typically a Harley-Davidson, whose exhaust note makes a "blap-blap-blap-blap" sound.
Plug your ears, here comes a buncha grey-beards on their blappers.
Blapper by Archetyp0 July 7, 2021
Hey did you hear walk it like I talk it. It’s a real blapper!
Blapper by Eseweiiii May 23, 2018
Bagnapper is a person who desires a luxury designer bag they simply can not afford so they just take it.
lucy's a convicted bagnapper , hide your tote from that bitch and unfriend her
Bagnapper by PodArtist September 11, 2016

Ballpapering 

This is when your smartphone is hijacked (usually by a friend because you were stupid and didn't secure it with a passcode) and a picture of (usually their) genitals is used as the wallpaper, particularly the lock screen.
We are ballpapering johnny's phone with a picture of a big black penis found on google.
Ballpapering by boom_boom October 31, 2014

Nasty Blapper

A term commonly used in the southern part of America. It is used when someone is describing a very cool firearm.
“Check out my new nasty blapper, I just picked it up this past weekend!”
Nasty Blapper by shmunky November 25, 2022