Bagnapper

Bagnapper is a person who desires a luxury designer bag they simply can not afford so they just take it.

lucy's a convicted bagnapper , hide your tote from that bitch and unfriend her

Bagnapper by PodArtist September 11, 2016

Bagnapper

A person who covets, obsesses over and desires to possess and own a luxury name-branded handbag that is unaffordable to such a degree that they would consider kidnapping, grabbing or stealing it. To bagnap or bagnapping: to steal or stealing a handbag

Lucy plotted to bagnap her boss Jill's new Hermes crocodile Birkin. The thought of becoming a bagnapper did not even fill her with guilt--she knew that bagnapping it was the only way she could ever possess such an expensive bag.

Bagnapper by PodArtist September 24, 2016

Bugnapped 

Holding a bug hostage and/or against its will.

Johnny: oh hey wanna see the bugs I kept
Mark: uhm isnt that bugnapping? You bugnapped those poor bugs, let them go Johnny

Bugnapped by NOITISNT February 20, 2020

Bicnapper 

A person who steals lighters.

D-Block is a notorious bicnapper, he has the last 4 lighters I bought.

Bicnapper by Vin-Diesel June 4, 2010

Baglapper 

An imbecilic and lowdown ignorant fool.

I knew that the guy who sold my girlfriend that lemon at the used car dealer was a lousy baglapper.

Baglapper by IchabodKrunk June 13, 2023

bagslapper 

When you take a shit but your turd stands straight up and falls over and hits your balls.

Person A: "Man i just experienced a bagslapper"
Person B: "a what now?"
Person A: "my turd hit my balls and theyre now covered in shit"

bagslapper by Indestinate February 26, 2024