bagslapper

When you take a shit but your turd stands straight up and falls over and hits your balls.

Person A: "Man i just experienced a bagslapper"
Person B: "a what now?"
Person A: "my turd hit my balls and theyre now covered in shit"

by Indestinate February 26, 2024

dutch bag slapper

This is a rare phenomenon, which can happen when a turd is so solid it stands up straight, only to collapse, hit the balls and destroy everything in it's path.

As a fellow Dutchman I can say that these toilets are notoriously known for causing so called 'dutch bag-slappers"
dutch bag slapper

by bag slapper April 2, 2023

Mc Chicken Backslapper

When you bend your girl over, stick a left over chicken nugget in her bumhole whilst guiding it in with your left thumb, with one leg over in the air as you slap her ass cheeks.

Diana : Hey baby what should we do with the left over nuggets....
Mirko: I think you know ;)
Diana : Ok, I will prepare my ass cheeks
Mirko: Ok honey, I'll meet you in the garden for the MC Chicken Backslapper

by MC Chicken Backslapper February 24, 2021

bag-slapper

Massive turd that, once the toilet is flushed, stands up slapping your butt cheeks and scrotum while it goes down, destroying everything in its path

"I took a massive bag-slapper the other day, you just don't hate when it happens?"

by pseudoanonsecret February 14, 2022

Brooklyn Backslapper

When you get permission from a female to ride her back naked, just as a jockey would ride a horse. Whilst the female is running the, gravitational pull causes you dick and balls to lightly brush her back.

Grant: "Hey Leonie, can i have a piggyback ride?"

Leonie: "Sure you can Grant!"

Grant: "Awesome, i'll make sure its an enjoyable Brooklyn Backslapper!"

by bigpappabob August 16, 2010

Dutch Backslapper

When you take a sh*t in a Dutch toilet and it is so solid that it stands up only to collapse and smack the back of your ball sack as it falls, destroying everything in its path.

Johannes had eaten so much Pannenkoeken that the next time he took a sh*t he ended up getting a Dutch Backslapper.

by fijiwaterdrip April 1, 2023

Bagnapper

Bagnapper is a person who desires a luxury designer bag they simply can not afford so they just take it.

lucy's a convicted bagnapper , hide your tote from that bitch and unfriend her

by PodArtist September 11, 2016