bag (of sand)

Noun. £1000, a thousand pounds sterling. Rhyming slang on a 'grand'. Often shortened to bag.

"Gimme twenty bags in suitcases, or you'll never see your daughter again!"

"Indeed."

by Alex Quantashassle August 28, 2005

bag of sand

A "bag of sand" is slang for a £1000, or a grand.

How much is this?
Its a bag of sand.

by foodboy September 14, 2006

bag of sand

It is how Steve Carell describes the feminine mammary glands (boobs/tits) in the movie...40 year old Virgin

Steve: You know...when your feeling them...they feel like a...bag of Sand.

by TT49 March 13, 2008

bag of sand

A comment intended to display knowledge of a subject which instead exposes the ignorance of the person who made it. Derived from a scene in "The 40 Year Old Virgin" when the main character's virginity is obvious due to his story about a woman's breast feeling like a bag of sand.

Sarah Palin's claim that she regularly reads every newspaper ever printed was a "bag of sand" moment for the governor.

by omgboomer July 1, 2009

Bag of Sand

When you are having sex with a girl but she does absolutely nothing during the session.

Yeah dude, I fucked Briony, she was a bag of sand though.

by Rjsj93 November 15, 2016

bag of sand

It's just a bag of sand.

Hi erik nice bag of sand you got there

by sub psycho March 31, 2019

BagofSand

Word used to describe a lady you'd like to analy intrude with absolutely no lube whatsoever. So dry would you like to drybum her that you intentionally take a "bag of sand" out with you on a night out.

Bagofsand you dirty little ratbag!

by Corky's mate July 10, 2006