baeophilia

when you really crave/want to make someone your bae; desperate to have a bae of your own

"I have baeophilia....All I want is a bae! She is my white unicorn and she needs to become bae"

by taaar March 10, 2015

Bashophilia

A condition which requires the writing or reciting of haiku poetry in order for someone to reach orgasm. Named after Matsuo Bashō, a Japanese haiku poet, Bashophiliacs are unable to achieve orgasm without the aid of haiku(s).

Person A: What's taking you so long?!

Person B: Don't you know I have Bashophilia?

Person A: Oh right! I forgot!

When I touch your cock,
My erection palpatates.
I orgasm loads.

Person B: Oh FUCK. Here it comes.

by wyattsmom June 3, 2010

Benophilia

The act of being attracted to a dead body, in a grieving sense.

I once knew a friend who had benophilia, and he constantly looked at pictures of his dead girlfriend’s corpse.

by sorbreoz October 5, 2020

Bedophilia

a love for being in bed, lying in bed, staying in bed... a love for all things about being in bed.

I am a bedophiliac.

I was overcome by a wave of bedophilia this morning.

I am a bedophile.

by white lupine wave February 4, 2015

Bassophilia

Someone who is, and/or being sexually attracted to Bass, specifically in music.

"Meghan Trainor has Bassophilia, She's all about that bass".

by Bandit Keith Howard December 21, 2014

Brophilia

Friendship Plus Ultra, if u know u know. Undeniable bruh moment, tight like the ass cheeks in a boxer.

Peter: ur so fine bruh 😩
Mo: look at u pretty

Brophilia right there

by zaworldo June 17, 2021

Bakeaphilia

The desire to engage in sexual acts with home baked cake or biscuit products!

Jeez - that bloke loves Bakeaphilia!

by The Gingerbread Man of Leeds March 15, 2010