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when you really crave/want to make someone your bae; desperate to have a bae of your own

"I have baeophilia....All I want is a bae! She is my white unicorn and she needs to become bae"

baeophilia by taaar March 10, 2015

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Bashophilia

A condition which requires the writing or reciting of haiku poetry in order for someone to reach orgasm. Named after Matsuo Bashō, a Japanese haiku poet, Bashophiliacs are unable to achieve orgasm without the aid of haiku(s).

Person A: What's taking you so long?!

Person B: Don't you know I have Bashophilia?

Person A: Oh right! I forgot!

When I touch your cock,
My erection palpatates.
I orgasm loads.

Person B: Oh FUCK. Here it comes.

Bashophilia by wyattsmom June 3, 2010

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Benophilia

The act of being attracted to a dead body, in a grieving sense.

I once knew a friend who had benophilia, and he constantly looked at pictures of his dead girlfriend’s corpse.

Benophilia by sorbreoz October 5, 2020

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Bedophilia

a love for being in bed, lying in bed, staying in bed... a love for all things about being in bed.

I am a bedophiliac.

I was overcome by a wave of bedophilia this morning.

I am a bedophile.

Bedophilia by white lupine wave February 4, 2015

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Bassophilia

Someone who is, and/or being sexually attracted to Bass, specifically in music.

"Meghan Trainor has Bassophilia, She's all about that bass".

Bassophilia by Bandit Keith Howard December 21, 2014

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Brophilia

Friendship Plus Ultra, if u know u know. Undeniable bruh moment, tight like the ass cheeks in a boxer.

Peter: ur so fine bruh 😩
Mo: look at u pretty

Brophilia right there

Brophilia by zaworldo June 17, 2021

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Bakeaphilia

The desire to engage in sexual acts with home baked cake or biscuit products!

Jeez - that bloke loves Bakeaphilia!

Bakeaphilia by The Gingerbread Man of Leeds March 15, 2010

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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