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Bashophilia

A condition which requires the writing or reciting of haiku poetry in order for someone to reach orgasm. Named after Matsuo Bashō, a Japanese haiku poet, Bashophiliacs are unable to achieve orgasm without the aid of haiku(s).
Person A: What's taking you so long?!

Person B: Don't you know I have Bashophilia?

Person A: Oh right! I forgot!

When I touch your cock,
My erection palpatates.
I orgasm loads.

Person B: Oh FUCK. Here it comes.
Bashophilia by wyattsmom June 3, 2010

Benophilia 

The act of being attracted to a dead body, in a grieving sense.
I once knew a friend who had benophilia, and he constantly looked at pictures of his dead girlfriend’s corpse.
Benophilia by sorbreoz October 5, 2020

Bedophilia 

a love for being in bed, lying in bed, staying in bed... a love for all things about being in bed.
I am a bedophiliac.

I was overcome by a wave of bedophilia this morning.

I am a bedophile.
Bedophilia by white lupine wave February 4, 2015

Bassophilia 

Someone who is, and/or being sexually attracted to Bass, specifically in music.
"Meghan Trainor has Bassophilia, She's all about that bass".
Bassophilia by Bandit Keith Howard December 21, 2014

Brophilia 

Friendship Plus Ultra, if u know u know. Undeniable bruh moment, tight like the ass cheeks in a boxer.
Peter: ur so fine bruh 😩
Mo: look at u pretty

Brophilia right there
Brophilia by zaworldo June 17, 2021

Bakeaphilia 

The desire to engage in sexual acts with home baked cake or biscuit products!
Jeez - that bloke loves Bakeaphilia!