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bad news bear 

The messenger of bad news.

Worth noting: Please do not shoot the messenger.
Rarely is s/he actually involved in the decision of whatever is bad news for you.
Usually, they don't even know what they're delivering.
You know it's a bad day when...

Bob: I hate to be the bad news bear, but... *insert bad news here*
bad news bear by ~The Nameless One~ December 28, 2005

Bad News Bear 

Slang term for "bad news", or not going to work out

Derived from an old movie called "Bad News Bear".
Alice stopped taking medication, that is bad news bear.
Bad News Bear by Mike & Suvi September 12, 2004

Bear of bad news 

An Bear of bad news is an large hairy homosexual who has unprotected sex then afterwards informs his victims that he has full blown AIDS.
Hey Lance why are you so upset?
Lance: that guy I took home last night was an bear of bad news.
Bear of bad news by Royal rampager October 14, 2018

Bad News Bears

interjection used to indicate a sense of foreboding or fear of the future. Has nothing to do with actual bears. The use of the assumed antonym 'good news bears' is frowned upon.
"I just slept through my Math final, this is bad news bears."
"I went to my Math final. It was bad news bears."
"Jimmy watched in vain as the fire weaved its way towards the gasoline tank. His last thought was, 'This is bad news bears.'"
Bad News Bears by jimbo allen August 6, 2006

bad mood bears 

(adj.) an annoying emotional state in which one does nothing but bawwwww and complain about life's woes, often witnessed in extremely sensitive people when they get excessively butthurt about something
A: Hey, want to get lunch?
B: No, piss off.
A: ...christ, okay. Didn't expect you to be so bad mood bears today.
bad mood bears by mewwwwwwww June 21, 2010

Bad Idea Bears 

characters from the play Avenue Q : the Bad Idea Bears are the ones that suggest that you have drinking contests the day before that important interview.... Bad Idea Bears are really just our inner (bad) kid, goading us on into STUPID ideas!
"Last night? I don't remember anything after a visit from the Bad Idea Bears.... I remember them saying a few lines of coke 'wouldn't hurt just this once'..."
Bad Idea Bears by TheGoddessMaria October 31, 2009