2 definitions by TheGoddessMaria
characters from the play Avenue Q : the Bad Idea Bears are the ones that suggest that you have drinking contests the day before that important interview.... Bad Idea Bears are really just our inner (bad) kid, goading us on into STUPID ideas!
"Last night? I don't remember anything after a visit from the Bad Idea Bears.... I remember them saying a few lines of coke 'wouldn't hurt just this once'..."
by TheGoddessMaria October 31, 2009
When someone is so inebriated that their texts are garbled, reading like phonetic renderings of a drunken fratboy.
see also, drunk texting
see also, drunk texting
Nikki's texts started out quite coherent, but as the drinks caught up with her, they descended pretty quickly into digital mumbling.
by TheGoddessMaria January 16, 2011