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That horrible feeling when you thought you had bacon but just realized that you had already run out, are are now bacon-less.
There is a baconcy in my heart.
baconcy by large91 April 25, 2015

Baconchovie 

Baconchovie (bay-cun-cho-vee)
Baconchovie is is a cross between bacon and an anchovy, normally used as a pizza topping.
Baconchovie: Half pig, Half fish. Hunted and gathered during ancient times, is considered a delicacy among royalty. Normally hunted by horseback, but during modern times the hunting of this rare entree has evolved. Baconchovie is now hunted by air and has been made famous by gyrocopter enthusiast, C. Denny and his book "Intro to the Hunt: Baconchovie by air in the Viva*la*ranger 520 gyrocopter". C. Denny passed on when his co pilot dropped a bag of polished nails on his head during his research of his unfinished book "Penguins: where do I get one".
Excuse me, I left my can of baconchovies in your Ford Ranger.

I do enjoy a pizza-pie slathered in baconchovies
Baconchovie by LongLiveTheRBV June 22, 2010

Baconckler

When you have to shit and it’s uncomfortably warm coming out
Girl: “hi dan how’s it been”
Dan: “I took a baconckler in your sink
Baconckler by Nukethewhales May 12, 2020

baconcaden 

ceo of OMG, normally found in his natural habitat raging in roblox rbreach
he once bought a pig and named it caden, cooked bacon with it and ate baconcaden!

“OMG! I GOT KILLED BY BLOODY NEUTRAL KILLERS! 😡😡😡😡”
i saw a baconcaden, he’s screaming omg!
baconcaden by richmuk May 15, 2021

Baconcrat 

A Baconcrat is a Democrat who has switched to the Bacon Party where bacon lovers have united to help bring about a Baconocracy where we will be ruled wisely and benevolently by a Baconator, bacon will win in a greaseslide! Ask yourself, would you rather have a tea party or a bacon party? VOTE FOR BACON!!!
My friend who was a Democrat came to her senses and switched to the Bacon Party and became Baconcrat!
Baconcrat by jmspaesq November 16, 2010

baconcore 

Sizzlingly hardcore; viciously tasty, et cetera, et cetera. Abbreviated BxC
Have you seen Lights Poxleitner's tatoos? She is so baconcore.

Bacon is only BxC when cooked perfectly. Swag.
baconcore by S474N September 6, 2011