baconly 

When no amount of emotion will measure up, only baconly will suffice.

"Republican: You say you hate what I stand for so much that you can't describe it. I challenge you to at least TRY.

Me: I hate you baconly. Nothing is more supremely intense than baconly. "

Only to be used in situations of positive emotion when speaking of someone you're willing to go ATM with: "I love you baconly. That's a lot of fucking love."

baconly by Decrease.World.Suck. October 22, 2012

Baconlips

Human lips (generally female) sprouting a garden of cold sores resulting in pale yellow clusters on normal pink tissue with a "bacon like" appearance.

Hey, Baconlips, come over here (in a few weeks) and give me a big sloppy kiss!

Baconlips by Trollunderthebridge June 5, 2003

baconcy 

the availability and/or presence of bacon.

if you have no bacon you have a no baconcy, lots of bacon supreme baconcy

baconcy by Fulano87 November 24, 2009

Baconlube 

Love bacon and all its goodness? Want to spice things up in the bedroom? Well, you’re sure to love this new product, baconlube™. baconlube is a delicious personal lubricant designed to “keep it sizzlin’”. Now you can have your cake and eat it too.

NOTE: This is not a real product nor is this an ad of any kind.

Guy 1: How did your date go last night?

Guy 2: Well, I went out and bought some Baconlube. Fill in the Blanks ;)

Guy 1: Oooohoo nice!!

Baconlube by traceur_ryuk May 6, 2009

Baconlicious 

Baconlicious is bacon, bacon flavor, anything that bacon is added to anything of or pertaining to Bacon delicious bacon the salty meat, the gateway meat, the proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy, bacon makes everything better!

I had a plate of bacon, it was baconlicious; I had a cheeseburger, I added bacon and it was baconlicious; I had a scallop, I wrapped it in bacon, it was baconlicious; I had a turkey sandwich, I added bacon, it was baconlicious; I had a grilled cheese sandwich, I added bacon, it was baconlicious; I had a sandwich with lettuce and tomato I added bacon, it was baconlicious....

Baconlicious by jmspaesq November 16, 2010

bacony 

it is the laotian word for bitch.

you stupid bacony.that girl is a bacony

bacony by baka_kuso_yarou December 7, 2004

baconcy 

That horrible feeling when you thought you had bacon but just realized that you had already run out, are are now bacon-less.

There is a baconcy in my heart.

baconcy by large91 April 25, 2015