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guy: Who's that Joe's talking to?

girl: Of that's his bacon bro.
bacon bro by greenscene May 24, 2009
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Bacon brownie

A fat ass Betch that won’t stop eating and is always emotionally drained and has to eat her feelings
Bacon brownie by Lingling4eva April 22, 2019

wigity wigity what's up my radical broskies, what's shaken bacon? 

A certain persons phase. When I mean "certain persons" I mean me so...DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT USING IT!!!!!
Me( And ONLY ME )wigity wigity what's up my radical broskies, what's shaken bacon?
Other people: Hey???

brown turkey bacon 

that damm brown turkey bacon just pulled me over and gave me a speeding ticket
brown turkey bacon by gav123 December 26, 2006

Brown bacon

Someone that plays roblox but doesn't have robux
Person 1: bro how much robux

Person 2: nigga I don't buy that shit

Person 1: damn your a brown bacon
Brown bacon by Kanye West clone January 4, 2023

brown baron 

Someone who has deficated in their pants due to a large consuption of alcohol (primarily vodka).

Someone who is extremely frugal and throws temper tantrums often over little things.
The Brown Baron stuck again and shit his pants!

Man, Brown Baron is such a cheapskate, he wouldn't even let me look at his food while he ate it!

Brown Baron threw a chair through his window when he found out someone drank his soda.
brown baron by Jason Kelleher October 4, 2006

brown beacon 

The Brown Beacon is when your bowels have begun a pre-launch sequence and you have only a few minutes to get to a toilet before you shit your pants.
I was in the store picking up a 24 pack of The Beast and suddenly I felt the Brown Beacon. As luck would have it, once I found the shabby bathroom the toilet looked like someone had sharted on it and the stall door wouldn't lock and I had to out-wait a Stall Stalker.
brown beacon by khaytsus September 29, 2011
More from Urban Dictionary

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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