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Backwoods Punch

Yeah that guy have mike a Backwoods Punch in the balls

backroading 

found relatively common in rural areas, mainly around southeast Indiana (especially in towns such as Batesville and Brookville), "backroading" is a term used for driving around in an automobile consuming large quantities of alcohol without a designated driver.
"There was nothing going on last night so we just went backroading all night."

"The party didn't start until ten so we just backroaded until it did."
backroading by Flintstone3 April 10, 2007

Alabama Backwoods Assdangle 

The act of stringing up your cousin at a family gathering and engaging in anal sex with him or her. This act is continued by the entire family.
"We're having an Alabama Backwoods Assdangle this weekend. It should be fun my cousin is hot as shit."

backwoods brush ape 

A backwoods brush ape is a sister fucking, one tooth Arkansas hillbilly. Or like one of the hillbillies from the movie deliverence.
Orlando - "hey man do you want to go make that fat man squeal like a pig?"
Manuel - "why not have incest sex first?"
Jake - "you guys are a bunch of BACKWOODS BRUSH APES"

backwoodssheepfucker 

All the people who live in Northeast Pennsylvania!!!
When in N.E. Pa, passing any random open field could reveal a man wearing fishing boots with a sheep held snuggly to his groin area. This is an example of a backwoodssheepfucker.
Roblox "Football Fusion" Cheater Using the games glitches (Angle/Shift/JP Tech)
"Baqkwoods JPed!"
baqkwoods by Sir.Floyd III April 29, 2021