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Backwoods Punch

Yeah that guy have mike a Backwoods Punch in the balls

Alabama Backwoods Assdangle 

The act of stringing up your cousin at a family gathering and engaging in anal sex with him or her. This act is continued by the entire family.
"We're having an Alabama Backwoods Assdangle this weekend. It should be fun my cousin is hot as shit."

backwoods brush ape 

A backwoods brush ape is a sister fucking, one tooth Arkansas hillbilly. Or like one of the hillbillies from the movie deliverence.
Orlando - "hey man do you want to go make that fat man squeal like a pig?"
Manuel - "why not have incest sex first?"
Jake - "you guys are a bunch of BACKWOODS BRUSH APES"

backwoodssheepfucker 

All the people who live in Northeast Pennsylvania!!!
When in N.E. Pa, passing any random open field could reveal a man wearing fishing boots with a sheep held snuggly to his groin area. This is an example of a backwoodssheepfucker.
most expensive wrap to use when rolling blunts. you can fit an eighth in a single one.
"i smoke backwood blunts cuz they the most expensive.."-MAC DRE-hardest rapper that ever lived
backwood by dont snitch August 7, 2006

the backwoods

The middle of nowhere, a place with a lot of land and trees and not too many people. Usually referring to somewhere in the south.
Person 1: I heard Jim is moving to Texas
Person 2: Yeah, he's probably going to be living in the backwoods somewhere.
the backwoods by youknowho12345 September 23, 2013