I knew that guy shits bricks...when he came out of the toilet he got backsplashed so bad he looked like he had a shower
by krak ho August 18, 2003
n. That refreshing little spash of toilet water that hits you right on the hole after you've plopped a turd just right. Mmmm, mountain fresh.....
by Big Brett the Bombthreat January 13, 2004
by madhairdresser February 18, 2009
The small spot of a woman's lower back where a man deposits his spooge when he is too poor to support a child with a woman he just met.
backsplash spooge
by Shane597 November 02, 2010
by Bensey January 17, 2008
When you're taking a piss at 3am on a school night and it deflects off the seat, only to hit you directly in the knees/shins.
by GravyMello March 07, 2019
That moment when you take a gigantic shit, causing the toilet water to splash on your ass. Could Potentially gives you awkward boners when you drop another load down the toilet.
by Electric January 31, 2017