metroplexual

A douchebag from the greater Dallas area

That prepster Cowboys fan at the game last weekend was such a metroplexual.

by kejo66 September 29, 2010

Face-Spacer

A person who is a member of all the social networking sites and spends way too much time on them.

All you Face-Spacer's need to get a life.

by kejo66 March 12, 2009

shark tanking

When you ask a friend if he is in or out, he gives you a long and unnecessary reason why he's out.

Dude 1: You coming with us man??
Dude 2: I have to see my PO then run to the store and I have some projects to work on around the house...
Dude 1: Quit shark tanking me, are you IN OR OUT??!!
Dude 2: ...and for that reason, I'm out.

by kejo66 October 25, 2014

Out-Punted his Coverage

when a guy with no looks and no money lands a hot chick.

my buddy definitely out-punted his coverage with that hotty.

by kejo66 December 20, 2008

Pong GPS

An old and outdated GPS unit.

It takes my dad longer to program the Pong GPS in his '99 Benz than it does to drive to his destination.

by kejo66 May 18, 2011

Bloodhound Hug

a person, usually parents or spouse, who pretend to hug you out of love, but are actually sniffing you like a dog to determine if you have consumed cigarettes, alcohol, or weed.

Dude, can't smoke, gotta go home to the bloodhound hug in 30 minutes.

by kejo66 February 19, 2012

Verbal Remote

Having control, or perceived control, of the TV remote even though you aren't in possession of it.

Husband: "Hey Baby turn to channel 59. Ok hit 611, commercial? skip over to channel 33 for a minute, back to 59, and turn up the volume, thanks."

Wife: "Stop with the Verbal Remote!"

by kejo66 April 09, 2010