kejo66's definitions

Pong GPS

An old and outdated GPS unit.

It takes my dad longer to program the Pong GPS in his '99 Benz than it does to drive to his destination.

by kejo66 May 18, 2011

Misty Balls

When a man gets toilet water mist on his scrotum after he flushes a public toilet while still sitting on it.

I went for the courtesy flush in the restaurant bathroom and damnit if I didn't get a severe case of misty balls.

by kejo66 December 28, 2007

Helmet Party

A gathering or party where attendance is mostly, if not all, dudes.

we can either go to Ted's helmet party or go out and troll for chicks.

by kejo66 October 2, 2007

Bloodhound Hug

a person, usually parents or spouse, who pretend to hug you out of love, but are actually sniffing you like a dog to determine if you have consumed cigarettes, alcohol, or weed.

Dude, can't smoke, gotta go home to the bloodhound hug in 30 minutes.

by kejo66 February 19, 2012

metroplexual

A douchebag from the greater Dallas area

That prepster Cowboys fan at the game last weekend was such a metroplexual.

by kejo66 September 29, 2010

shark tanking

When you ask a friend if he is in or out, he gives you a long and unnecessary reason why he's out.

Dude 1: You coming with us man??
Dude 2: I have to see my PO then run to the store and I have some projects to work on around the house...
Dude 1: Quit shark tanking me, are you IN OR OUT??!!
Dude 2: ...and for that reason, I'm out.

by kejo66 October 25, 2014

Verbal Remote

Having control, or perceived control, of the TV remote even though you aren't in possession of it.

Husband: "Hey Baby turn to channel 59. Ok hit 611, commercial? skip over to channel 33 for a minute, back to 59, and turn up the volume, thanks."

Wife: "Stop with the Verbal Remote!"

by kejo66 April 9, 2010