Helmet Party

A gathering or party where attendance is mostly, if not all, dudes.

we can either go to Ted's helmet party or go out and troll for chicks.

by kejo66 September 19, 2007

Bloodhound Hug

a person, usually parents or spouse, who pretend to hug you out of love, but are actually sniffing you like a dog to determine if you have consumed cigarettes, alcohol, or weed.

Dude, can't smoke, gotta go home to the bloodhound hug in 30 minutes.

by kejo66 January 26, 2012

Pong GPS

An old and outdated GPS unit.

It takes my dad longer to program the Pong GPS in his '99 Benz than it does to drive to his destination.

by kejo66 April 27, 2011

metroplexual

A douchebag from the greater Dallas area

That prepster Cowboys fan at the game last weekend was such a metroplexual.

by kejo66 September 28, 2010

Verbal Remote

Having control, or perceived control, of the TV remote even though you aren't in possession of it.

Husband: "Hey Baby turn to channel 59. Ok hit 611, commercial? skip over to channel 33 for a minute, back to 59, and turn up the volume, thanks."

Wife: "Stop with the Verbal Remote!"

by kejo66 April 09, 2010

Out-Punted his Coverage

when a guy with no looks and no money lands a hot chick.

my buddy definitely out-punted his coverage with that hotty.

by kejo66 December 15, 2008

Face-Spacer

A person who is a member of all the social networking sites and spends way too much time on them.

All you Face-Spacer's need to get a life.

by kejo66 March 12, 2009