kejo66's definitions

Verbal Remote

Having control, or perceived control, of the TV remote even though you aren't in possession of it.

Husband: "Hey Baby turn to channel 59. Ok hit 611, commercial? skip over to channel 33 for a minute, back to 59, and turn up the volume, thanks."

Wife: "Stop with the Verbal Remote!"

by kejo66 April 9, 2010

Face-Spacer

A person who is a member of all the social networking sites and spends way too much time on them.

All you Face-Spacer's need to get a life.

by kejo66 March 12, 2009

Pong GPS

An old and outdated GPS unit.

It takes my dad longer to program the Pong GPS in his '99 Benz than it does to drive to his destination.

by kejo66 May 18, 2011

metroplexual

A douchebag from the greater Dallas area

That prepster Cowboys fan at the game last weekend was such a metroplexual.

by kejo66 September 29, 2010

Bubbler BackSplash

The splashing of dirty bong water on your lips while you are smoking marijuanna out of a water pipe.

Dude, Joe's bong is so small I get Bubbler BackSplash every time I smoke out of it.

by kejo66 December 28, 2007

Out-Punted his Coverage

when a guy with no looks and no money lands a hot chick.

my buddy definitely out-punted his coverage with that hotty.

by kejo66 December 20, 2008

Misty Balls

When a man gets toilet water mist on his scrotum after he flushes a public toilet while still sitting on it.

I went for the courtesy flush in the restaurant bathroom and damnit if I didn't get a severe case of misty balls.

by kejo66 December 28, 2007