backeatomy

A complex procedure intended to adjust and align one’s back to make it feel like new.

After suffering intense back pain, Joey yelled out to the heavens begging for relief, screaming “Lord, if you’re listening, HELP!” He then had an idea to contact his doctor, who suggested he get a backeatomy.

by Dr. Samson Simpson January 17, 2025

backeotomy

A surgical operation involving the removal or replacement of a diseased spine.

"Docta said I need a backeotomy!" --Sir Smoke-a-lot

by zopf December 7, 2003

backiotomy

a surgical procedure

Sir-smoke-alot = "The doctor said i need a backiotomy" (Half Baked)

by drnoisewater December 23, 2008

backyatomy

Broken, or injured back

The Dr. said I have a backyatomy.

by Dway34 August 1, 2009

Backeotomy

When your back is extremely sore.

I woke up and my back is so sore that I need a backeotomy.

by rahali08 August 22, 2017

Backieotomy

It's a medical procedure where you remove the entire back and fuse the neck to the pelvis a hefty bag is used in place of the stomach

My back is jacked up I need a backieotomy

by Nacho doctor November 8, 2025