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backeotomy 

A surgical operation involving the removal or replacement of a diseased spine.
"Docta said I need a backeotomy!" --Sir Smoke-a-lot
backeotomy by zopf December 7, 2003

backiotomy 

Sir-smoke-alot = "The doctor said i need a backiotomy" (Half Baked)
backiotomy by drnoisewater December 23, 2008

blackiotomy

The attempted acting of a white person to seem black
did u recently have a blackiotomy?
blackiotomy by ss22b January 14, 2011

Backeotomy 

When your back is extremely sore.
I woke up and my back is so sore that I need a backeotomy.
Backeotomy by rahali08 August 22, 2017

bachiotomy

Intense sex that results in your spine seemingly being affected, but with no actual damage occurring.
I haven't had sex in 5 months. I need a bachiotomy.
bachiotomy by DaaamnBria July 24, 2021

backeatomy 

A complex procedure intended to adjust and align one’s back to make it feel like new.
After suffering intense back pain, Joey yelled out to the heavens begging for relief, screaming “Lord, if you’re listening, HELP!” He then had an idea to contact his doctor, who suggested he get a backeatomy.
backeatomy by Dr. Samson Simpson January 17, 2025
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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