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Loving someone who doesn't love you back 

It's this type of love that makes you hurt. It makes you feel like you were helpless and lying on the ground being stomped on. Nevertheless you will keep trying because you think that's the right thing to do and you're really dumb for doing that. Then you lose your friends because nothing can compare to this one person that you must have otherwise your entire world is miserable. I guess that if you have this type of love you should just get over it and move on . But it's not that easy if they don't treat you like a jerk. It leaves you contemplating life and wondering if you should even live anymore. At least that's what happened for me.
Wow, Dolly looks depressed, why is that?

Who cares?

You're probably loving someone who doesn't love you back.

How long does it take for your dad to come back with the milk? 

How long does it take for your dad to come back with the milk?
Getting back to the store will take another 0.07 years, buying the milk will take about 50 more years with the state your father's mind is in. Finally, it will take another 697.01 years to get home. Totaled up, this is approximately 4160.83 years for your father to come back home with the milk.
How long does it take for your dad to come back with the milk?
Getting back to the store will take another 0.07 years, buying the milk will take about 50 more years with the state your father's mind is in. Finally, it will take another 697.01 years to get home. Totaled up, this is an approximate 4160.83 years for your father to come back home with the milk.

does Dolly Parton sleep on her back? 

obviously, of course, definitely yes, are you fucking kidding me?
The expression - used sarcastically to answer a rhetorical question - refers to the lovely American singer and actress, whose huge breasts probably lead her to lie down on her back to sleep.
I found my lucky pair of shoes when I was offered a job to do a TV report on shoe fashions. I was a television correspondent and was asked to review the new shoe styles at all the sleek and swanky boutiques around Manhattan. Would I be interested? Does Dolly Parton sleep on her back?

does he like me back 

no he probably doesn't

its fine we can cry together
Person: Does he like me back?
Person 2: No he's gay.

when someone doesnt post back on your wall on facebook 

they are too lazy, and.or under the influence of swag.

they are too swagalicious to do so in which would mean they are lessening their swag-o-meter just to click on your profile and write something back.
"When someone doesnt post back on your wall on facebook.. "

girl: hey! how are you?
boy: (comments on wallpost) great, you?
girl: why dont you post back on my wall?
boy: (comments on wallpost) i have too much swag.

why doesen't she text me back? 

You will find some one better!
1.(Why doesen't she text me back?)
2.(You will find some one better btw off topic htf did you get her phone number)
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