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The World's Babysitter 

the United States of America

Don't bash the US so much...they provide help the most so chill the Fu*k out on those insults!
Man:The United States is obviously the world's babysitter.
woman:That goes without saying.
Middle East(mostly Iraq & Afghanistan)
WWII
Gernmany
Japan
North,South Korea

Babysitter Syndrome 

When a teenage girl who baby-sits talks to everyone as if they’re 8 years old and is always in a falsely chipper mood.
“You saw a movie last weekend?! That’s awesome! How was it?!”

“You know what, Becky? Legitimate question: Why are we friends? This babysitter syndrome is pissing everyone off. Honestly, what do you bring to the table?”

babysitter spanking 

The most painful spanking, when it’s from your parents they do it out of love. When the babysitter does it it’s out of pure spite specifically intended to leave a bruise and to hurt like hell!
Joe walked into class and stood behind his desk. The teacher told him to sit down, he replied I cannot!
Teacher- yes you can!
Joe- no I can’t!
Teacher- go to the principals office!
The principal- what seems to be the matter joe?
Joe- I got a babysitter spanking last night.
The principal- let me see?
Joe pulled his pants down and showed him, the principal say “oh my god joe I’m so sorry, here let me call the therapist!”

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Who, What, Where, When, Were, Why, And How, Would You Want A babysitter Who Says "'Richard, Timothy, And Gunther'" 

Who, What, Where, When, Were, Why, And How, Would You Want A babysitter Who Says "'Richard, Timothy, And Gunther'"
Who, What, Where, When, Were, Why, And How, Would You Want A babysitter Who Says "'Richard, Timothy, And Gunther'"

Imaginary Next Door Neighbor slash gardener slash babysitter named Bob 

1. Name given to Ronald when he was at Bristol Central High School.

2. An incredibly odd title for an extended family member.
" Oh look, its Imaginary Next door neighbor slash gardener slash babysitter named Bob! How are you?"