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babypuncher 

Slang to describe a large penis.
I went home the other night and this guys babypuncher may have dislodged my kidney.
babypuncher by John55 June 30, 2007
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baby puncher 

Something that causes extreme frustration. A level of frustration that would cause a person to punch a baby.
"This game is such a fucking baby puncher!"
"TRAFFIC IS SUPER BAD! IT'S A REAL BABY PUNCHER OUT THERE"
baby puncher by gomer_the_sissy September 30, 2010

Babypunchterbation 

The act of Masturbation while watching a baby get punched.
DUDE, are you jacking off to a video of a baby getting punched!

Its babypunchterbation, dont judge me...
Babypunchterbation by Jaden) November 23, 2010

assfist ballpuncher 

A alcoholic beverage consisting of 1 part Tequila and 3 parts redbull.
"Bartender, one assfist ballpuncher please!"
assfist ballpuncher by Fistols February 13, 2009

BabyPuncher1982

He totally doesn't punch babies.
"I don't punch babies and this is awesome!"
— BabyPuncher1982
BabyPuncher1982 by 7568ino February 19, 2024

Boabymuncher2 

A fucking icon. You should love her. Also, no she doesn't have a dick. She barely talks so if you've spoken to her then you must be a really great person. She's probably the nicest person ever and if you have a different opinion on that then you can fight me behind tesco you cheeky cunt. x
If you haven't met boabymuncher2 then your life must be really depressing, not trying to be rude though x
Boabymuncher2 by Zellex May 19, 2022
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