A collection of cars, all of which just so happen to have left their destination at the exact SECOND that they are in the same spot as you, at the same TIME as you, illegally defying the LAW of probability. Also an old band that Steve Winwood used to play in.
Traffic is a joke, especially the bozos that insist on driving 25 in the fast lane in a 30 zone.
Fucking bullshit that God invented to sloweverything down or is caused by fucking idiots who get in accidents or just stop to take looks at things and is not considerate of others.