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Missouri baby step 

In missouri when you wait till the second date to whip out your junk. that is taking it slow cause men are just incredibly hot the further south you go in missouri. Men usually wait for a while after dating to whip out their junk, but not in missouri. the girls are begging for the average missouri man junk.
Josh: "Dude! I just got done with my first date with Julia!"
Philip: "Oh dude...did you bang her yet?"
Josh: "Im gonna go with the missouri baby step!"
Philip: "oh shit dawg! you watin till dat second date to whip that shit out? You own that man! go for it!"
Missouri baby step by Custhburgh November 1, 2008

step baby mama

The mother of your child's half sibling

Same dad different mums
just chilling with my step baby mama talk tash about our baay daddy
step baby mama by Colourfulchalkk August 23, 2020

Baby steps 

To make progress on something in small increments. From the movie "What About Bob?"
Bob: I can't do that. It's too big!
Dr. Leo: Baby steps Bob. Baby steps.
Baby steps by Topher67 March 7, 2009

Baby Steps 

When you've been at it with your girl and you hit the 15 minute mark, and you're just tired as fuck and your thrusts begin to diminish to the distance of a baby step.
Josh: I.. I think I love you
Tay: Fucken get out of it with your Baby Steps
Baby Steps by (( (gyfgdfdf October 28, 2019

Alabama Baby Steps 

When you're fucking your pregnant sister and the baby inadvertently gives you a footjob.
Cletus, Cletus, Cletus... I wouldn't have cummed in you last night if it hadn't been for the Alabama Baby Steps.

Vicky Baby Steph 

The Fittest baby in the world due to the fact that its two straight mothers are so damn smexy! And totally in love :D LMAO.

:P
WHOAA that girls hot! must be a vicky baby steph!
Vicky Baby Steph by YUSSMATE August 24, 2008