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Baby Pimps
Baby Pimps are adoption agencies and lawyers that make large sums of money off of the sale and redistribution of children.
Baby Pimps coerce women in "crisis" pregnancies to relinquish their children for adoption. They brainwash these vulnerable mothers into believing that their baby would be better off with a 2-parent family or a family with more money/education/etc.
Baby Pimps convince women into "open adoptions" knowing full-well that most open adoptions aren't legally enforcable and once a mother reliniquishes her child, the adoptive parents can cut off all contact with her and keep her away from her baby. (See: Adoptoraptor for more information on this kind of adopter.)
Baby Pimps treat children like chattel. They participate in the process that permanently seals an adopted person's birth certificate.
Baby Pimps do not inform fathers that they are parents or do whatever they can to make sure that a father has no right to raise his relinquished child. Father's name are left off of documents, his whereabouts or name are listed as "unknown" in order for the Baby Pimps to more easily sell their "product" aka child.
Baby Pimps are all over the world. Often children in 3rd world countries are stolen and sold to adoption agencies with stories that the children were found abandoned in gutters, etc. The adoption agencies that receive these babies and "launder" them for sale in the United States and other countries are Baby Pimps.
Baby Pimps coerce women in "crisis" pregnancies to relinquish their children for adoption. They brainwash these vulnerable mothers into believing that their baby would be better off with a 2-parent family or a family with more money/education/etc.
Baby Pimps convince women into "open adoptions" knowing full-well that most open adoptions aren't legally enforcable and once a mother reliniquishes her child, the adoptive parents can cut off all contact with her and keep her away from her baby. (See: Adoptoraptor for more information on this kind of adopter.)
Baby Pimps treat children like chattel. They participate in the process that permanently seals an adopted person's birth certificate.
Baby Pimps do not inform fathers that they are parents or do whatever they can to make sure that a father has no right to raise his relinquished child. Father's name are left off of documents, his whereabouts or name are listed as "unknown" in order for the Baby Pimps to more easily sell their "product" aka child.
Baby Pimps are all over the world. Often children in 3rd world countries are stolen and sold to adoption agencies with stories that the children were found abandoned in gutters, etc. The adoption agencies that receive these babies and "launder" them for sale in the United States and other countries are Baby Pimps.
Baby Pimps by ChrisMara December 30, 2011
baby poop brown
Some cars & trucks have this hideous brown paint job which has the color of baby shit; hence the phrase, "baby poop brown". This paint job is so old that it is often somewhat faded and has a matte finish (vs. a glossy finish as is usual for automotive paint jobs).
A 1970 Ford Maverick that I had in 1986 sported this type of paint -- faded, matte finish, and colored baby poop brown.
A 1970 Ford Maverick that I had in 1986 sported this type of paint -- faded, matte finish, and colored baby poop brown.
{From a website featuring fictious "death battles" between TV commercial spokespeople, spokesanimals, and spokesthings}:
This fight shall take place outdoors on the breakdown lane in the southbound lanes of the I-5 freeway. Available to the embattled contestants are a 1976 Volkswagen Bug with a flat tire (or, "tyre" if you prefer) sporting a "baby poop brown" paint job and with the keys still in the ignition, a tire iron, a spare tire in the trunk (which is in the front, rather than in the back as is usual), several beer cans (one of them is full) in the roadside ditch, a half-used pack of matches, and the usual assortment of plants & weeds (including the poisonous foxglove) that you might find in a temperate north-American climate.
This fight shall take place outdoors on the breakdown lane in the southbound lanes of the I-5 freeway. Available to the embattled contestants are a 1976 Volkswagen Bug with a flat tire (or, "tyre" if you prefer) sporting a "baby poop brown" paint job and with the keys still in the ignition, a tire iron, a spare tire in the trunk (which is in the front, rather than in the back as is usual), several beer cans (one of them is full) in the roadside ditch, a half-used pack of matches, and the usual assortment of plants & weeds (including the poisonous foxglove) that you might find in a temperate north-American climate.
baby poop brown by Telephony September 27, 2013
baby penguin
Someone who is completely naive or innocent who you could never picture doing anything sexual. Usually refers to males. Not based on physical appearance.
baby penguin by becbec March 7, 2012
Baby Panther
Noun. The opposite of a cougar. i.e. A young female who lusts over an older male, not necessarily for their money.
Men who count as "baby panther prey" are men who are at least 20+ years older than the baby panther herself.
Men who count as "baby panther prey" are men who are at least 20+ years older than the baby panther herself.
Person A: "Man, I fucking love Christoph Waltz."
Person B: "He's probably old enough to be your grandfather."
Person A: "He can speak four languages and he's gorgeous."
Person B: "You're such a baby panther."
Person B: "He's probably old enough to be your grandfather."
Person A: "He can speak four languages and he's gorgeous."
Person B: "You're such a baby panther."
Baby Panther by nemothebabypantherhbic December 23, 2009