by Nathaniel Mayweather July 20, 2005
Chad: "I was going down on this chick last night and she totally had a baby penis, brah!"
Brad: "Duuuude! Gross!"
Brad: "Duuuude! Gross!"
by tr2 + br2 August 5, 2008
the smallest penis known to man only one person other then a baby jew has this and his name is Joe. the person with the biggest penis discovered this and joe has been made fun of ever since what a maroon
by austin gaykid November 6, 2007
1: The act of putting a plastic baby doll’s pp in your vagina
2: when your being super Whiney and bossy
2: when your being super Whiney and bossy
by Eatmyshortsleevepants May 8, 2021
Girl 1: That guy last night gave me a good shot of Penis babies.
Girl 2: I bet you loved those babies
Girl 2: I bet you loved those babies
by cleser92 March 13, 2009
Having a Baby Lodged in your penis
You can give yourself a baby penis by:
grabbing a dog by the nipples (all 6), and proceed to shove the nipples in your ass well squeezing your rectum, this will make your dog lactate into your ass, this will act as lubricant for the next part
Next grab a baby, and shove it in your ass (head first) until it starts to come out the other end and get lodged in your penis
Then next time someone insults you by saying you have a baby penis, ejaculate the baby out to prove that they are literally correctly and thus your not offended by there insult
You can give yourself a baby penis by:
grabbing a dog by the nipples (all 6), and proceed to shove the nipples in your ass well squeezing your rectum, this will make your dog lactate into your ass, this will act as lubricant for the next part
Next grab a baby, and shove it in your ass (head first) until it starts to come out the other end and get lodged in your penis
Then next time someone insults you by saying you have a baby penis, ejaculate the baby out to prove that they are literally correctly and thus your not offended by there insult
by Testy tangler January 16, 2023