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Baby crying

Baby crying is the thing when you cry like a little fucking bitch
Me: Hey man, you aren't allowed to do this glitch, you can get banned

Chris: BUT I WANNA DO IT WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Me: stop baby crying jesus
by big boys only January 25, 2021
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Baby Crying

Pussy scared ass loser nigga bitch that can't stop crying about something fucking stupid retarted with no reason
BadassDude: Meet me behind McDonalds i'll beat your ass
Jean L: I can't come today i'm not ready for the fight pls dont hurt me *crys*
BadassDude: Shut yo bitch scary baby crying lookin ass with yo ugly teeth lookin ass before i whoop your ass
Jean L: *Leaves the scene because he's scared*
by Rav00nSeesThis February 13, 2020
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Crying Baby Syndrome

Noun \ˈkrī-iŋ ˈbā-bē ˈsin-ˌdrōm also -drəm\

Severe medical condition in which symptoms that would normally leave a reasonable person unfazed distress the affected patient to a remarkable degree. Often typified by symptoms that don’t make sense together and/or change or intensify with each round of questioning or when another healthcare provider enters the room. CBS is generally treated with a prescription-strength straw (to suck it up) and/ or a double dose of M.T.F.U. (man the f^@# up ).
Medic/Nurse: “Welcome to the Emergency Department. How can I help you?”

Random Whiner “Yeah… um I have a really bad paper cut on my finger. And my left eye is very itchy. Oh, and I think I pulled my spleen. It hurts. A lot. But not as bad as the paper cut. I am most definitely dying.”

Medic/Nurse: “Okay then. One moment,” *turns to Doc* “Looks like another case of Crying Baby Syndrome. We’re going to run out of straws at this rate!”
by Green_Machine November 14, 2013
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crying baby

The action in which you give your boyfriend a blow job. Have him cum in your mouth and pretend that you have swallowed it. Then go up to his face and act like you are going to kiss him. Instead of kissing him, blow the cum into his eyes. This will make his hands fly up to his eyes making him look like a crying baby.
I just made my boyfriend look like a crying baby.
by kay becky August 16, 2007
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baby's crying

having a scream that is over 60 decibels like the orgasm a mother makes when having a child.
The baby's crying every time we go to bed.
by Coop Dupe June 6, 2018
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Cringe Baby

A term used to describe one who displays high levels of cringe.
Cringo: Dude, look at this hacker. He's so cringe bro
Chadman: You're just bad cause you're a stupid little cringe baby waaaah waaaah that's the sound of the cringe baby
by CorndogScammer September 30, 2019
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Cringe baby

An insult to use on your friend when they are being annoying and cringe ... what a cringe baby
Dale your pissing me off stop being such a cringe baby
by Lord and saviour coolandy3 September 20, 2019
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