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To be un-truthful, to lie
You dont have my hotmail, thats BOCKERY!!

Youre being stupid, I cant take anymore of your bockerness
bockery by Icicless November 16, 2010

Badonkery 

n. The act of using the cheeks of the buttocks to pleasure the male sex organ. Similar to that of titty fucking but using the butt cheeks instead of the titties.
Guy 1: Hey Guy 2, what did you and Girl 1 do last night?
Guy 2: Oh a little bit of this, a little bit of that, a little bit of badonkery, the usual.
Badonkery by the jojoker November 9, 2009

Baboonery 

1. An act where one portrays baboon like qualities.

2. Dumbness.

3. Idiocy.
1. Noobs need to stop with the baboonery on call of dizzle.

2. That class was filled with baboonery.

3. There was a massive amount of baboonery at work.
Baboonery by Old Grekerson November 21, 2010

Cock Blockery

The conscious or subconscious act of driving away any and all pussy within a certain defined radius. The act committed by a career cock blocker who may be a nice guy, but should never be counted on as a wing man.
"Jesus Christ, that William may be a nice guy, but he’s the undisputed deity of cock blockery!"

"That ain't no shit brother... we better move out of his orbit before we're victims of a fruitless cunt shopping expedition!"
Cock Blockery by Musicguy4fun March 10, 2010

Baboonery 

A person who is a not very intelligent and makes dumb decisions
Paula that is such baboonery. You’re acting like a meatball.
Baboonery by Josiah Joyce May 8, 2020

spagackeld bagackery 

To botch things up so severely, As to have actually made the event worse. Having had you participate
Wow everything went wrong. Then your girl showed up. Got worse a real spagackeld bagackery!
spagackeld bagackery by Dudley 109 October 17, 2020
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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