bableonian
Someone who usually speaks either about random subjects for no apperant reason or says things out of context constantly. both without intending to
bableonian by the forlorn watchman January 18, 2009
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Ancient Babylonian Math
A last ditch excuse to avoid getting with friends when you are really getting ready for bed. References the ancient Babylonians counting their sheep.
A: Hey, do you want to go to a hot tub in like 20 minutes?
B: Sorry, I need to study ancient Babylonian math
B: Sorry, I need to study ancient Babylonian math
Ancient Babylonian Math by carhepsin October 6, 2021
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babylonian
In Jamaican, Ragga, Reggae, and Rap, Babylonians refer to the police and authority, society's law against the culture and tradition of the rastafarai.
babylonian by Archibald Butler February 15, 2008
Babylonian Whore
Babylonian Whore by ~Glas~ August 29, 2012
Ancient Babylonian Math
A last ditch excuse to avoid getting with friends when you are really getting ready for bed. Reference to how the ancient Babylonians counting sheep.
A: Hey, do you want to go to a hot tub in like 20 minutes?
B: Sorry, I need to study ancient Babylonian math
B: Sorry, I need to study ancient Babylonian math
Ancient Babylonian Math by carhepsin October 6, 2021
Babylonian Whore
A dumb blonde stripper who gets involved with a super sweet and sexy one of a kind awesome guy who is actually a rock star incognito but she doesn't know it and trusts him as a friend. But this guy is so fucking hot she couldn't help herself and raped his big beautiful penis with her mouth without warning, and she being extremely enchanted by his perfect beauty believes every word he said. Until he literally fucked her in the worst way possible making her so frightened she couldn't ever trust him again and vanished from his life. Then many years later, the mystery is revealed about him and her and how their downfall was caused by a simple Lie, his lie and more lies he said to her and to his rich powerful musician friends in their secret places. By the time the stripper found out about him, his lies and filming her deep throat blow job ALL of what she had with pleasure and pride she gave ALL she had to him. Not knowing that he was a rich spoiled rock star who already had everything and when he filmed her in porno secretly his trickery caused them both to fall into a lifetime of STD and he chose to shift the blame onto the poor little stripper and told the world she's a whore, a prostitute who ruined his life and love with disease after she left him and since he's a royal rock star he successfully labels her the Babylonian Whore for the world to believe that it's all her fault. Hail the Babylonian Whore for her excellency she is THEE goddess of all lovers.
Babylonian Whore by DeepThrowWitDancer March 5, 2022
The Babylonian Breadstick
Rob: Dude, my girlfriend did The Babylonian Breadstick on me last night.
Mike: Really, how was it?
Rob: It hurt like hell!
Mike: Really, how was it?
Rob: It hurt like hell!
The Babylonian Breadstick by fucboi98000 August 31, 2016
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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