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babesitting 

The kids are at bed, sound asleep. Dad puts on rythmical melody playing. He gets a very sexy babe sitting on his lap. Babesitting is the best way to relax the dad after a long and laborous day.
Hey sweetie kids are asleep. Can we have some babesitting time together now?
babesitting by Hēikè October 9, 2019

babysittin 

...to drink ur alcohol slow as hell...aka sippin it
YOU: "How much u charge?"
THE BABYSITTER: "For what?"
YOU: "For babysittin that damn drink!"
babysittin by MissPriss15 September 4, 2009

Bibisitting 

The same concept as babysitting except you take care of a grandma (or bibi in Punjabi).
Sorry bro, I can’t play soccer tonight, I’m stuck at home bibisitting.
Bibisitting by PSSingh December 26, 2019

Bittorrent Babysitting 

When you have nothing to do, so you just watch the torrent download until its done.
A (Over Phone): Hey man, what are you doing?
B: Not much, just Bittorrent babysitting my Shutter Island Download

Babysitting 

The act of holding onto the pipe for an extended period of time after taking your hit before passing.
Stoner A: Stop babysitting it already and pass it to me.

Stoner B: Oh shnit. My bad. I always to this.
Babysitting by OG_Epimetheus April 29, 2022

babysitting 

holding the weed too long in a group smoking session
yo man, stop babysittin and pass the pipe.
babysitting by bankingrules June 24, 2005

babysitting 

When you are drinking at a party and you've only had 2 or 3 shots rather then getting hammered with the rest of the crowd.
Ayy why you babysitting man let me show you how it's done!
babysitting by stacksinorder October 25, 2012
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Oblication 

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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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