Used to describe Jeff Bezos the day (July 20, 2021) he took his first commercial flight into space too early. King of Amazon may have had eyes on the wings and astronaut title but he didn't meet the requirements. The Federal Aviation Administration chose that same day to update the requirements to join the ranks of astronaut. It was the first major change to the rules since 2004. Turns out Jeff didn't get his wings or title due to not meeting one requirement. He only got a $5.5 billion honorary title and only 4 minutes in space. Gee, that was fast. Just one more day and he could have known what to do to qualify. Well played FAA. Savage af.
Being a premature space-u-later caused Jeff Bezos his space wings and the right to call himself a astronaut.
by OG_Epimetheus July 25, 2021
A term used to describe people from the 918 aka Tulsa, OK. Only the awesome people with killer senses of humor can call themselves true asluts.
I'm aslut from the 918!
by OG_Epimetheus August 28, 2021
Did you see that new porno Ass Blasters? That dude had his tongue so far up her ass I bet he could taste {her} breakfast.
by OG_Epimetheus August 02, 2021
Girlfriend: That's because mentee blogersoph dublioska zwiva apaishia.
Boyfriend: What??
Girlfriend: *Face palm* Omg I Bidened again.
Boyfriend: What??
Girlfriend: *Face palm* Omg I Bidened again.
by OG_Epimetheus April 29, 2022
Used to describe Jeff Bezos the day (July 20, 2021) he took his first commercial flight into space too late. King of Amazon may have had eyes on the wings and astronaut title but he didn't meet the requirements in time. The Federal Aviation Administration chose that same day to update the requirements to join the ranks of astronaut. It was the first major change to the rules since 2004. Turns out Jeff didn't get his wings or title due to not meeting one requirement. He only got a $5.5 billion honorary title and only 4 minutes in space. Gee, that was fast. Just one day before and he would have qualified. Well played FAA. Savage af.
Jeff Bezos spent $5.5 billion for an honorary title and 4 mins in space because he is a delayed space-u-later. Jeff is definitely big mad and probably butt hurt at the FAA for screwing him hard.
by OG_Epimetheus July 25, 2021
A word used as an exclamation or an expressive emotion, such as but not limited to happiness, anger, shock, surprise, disgusted, etc in a meager attempt to clean up your language or refraining from actually cursing.
by OG_Epimetheus November 08, 2024
The act of holding onto the pipe for an extended period of time after taking your hit before passing.
Stoner A: Stop babysitting it already and pass it to me.
Stoner B: Oh shnit. My bad. I always to this.
Stoner B: Oh shnit. My bad. I always to this.
by OG_Epimetheus April 29, 2022