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ayoun
Represents one without hair; would be a horrible vlogger; can't sing or play strings; and has never visited any ststes or countries starting with k; eg Kansas and Korea
ayoun by ppsuoicortatc June 10, 2021
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mess around and find out
The mistake of taking a dare; and, immediately getting the negative results of the stupidly of taking that dare.
The karmic equivalent of crossing a city street when the pedestrian sign says “Don’t Walk”.
The karmic equivalent of crossing a city street when the pedestrian sign says “Don’t Walk”.
When you are in Yellow Stone National Park, don’t feed the bears and don’t wave at the buffaloes. You will become a causality! Mess around and find out!
mess around and find out by Mind Hunter the Profiler June 6, 2022
Tuck around and find out
Tuck around and find out! — a variation of “Fuck around and find out!”; and, “Mess around and find out”. In this variation an individual thinks that he is more important than the life of an entire organization. He or she finds out the hard way that although there is no “I” in team; there is certainly an “I” in the word “fired”!!!!!!!!!
The variation “Tuck around and find out!” Is of cours dedicated to Tucker Carlson who took the fall for Fox News in the Dominion Law suit. His termination was based on a stratagem employed by Napoleon Bonaparte:
“Kill a few, it will inspire the rest”.
It seems clear the Carlson may have been the first of many to “ Tuck around and find out!” but according to the traditional use of this stratagem HE WILL NOT BE THE LAST.
Carlson’s name provides a beautiful and ironic onomatopoeia reference to the original term because if “tuck around and find out” we’re a person; it would look like Tucker Carlson.
This reminds me of another of Napoleon’s maxims:
Fortune favors the prepared mind.
The variation “Tuck around and find out!” Is of cours dedicated to Tucker Carlson who took the fall for Fox News in the Dominion Law suit. His termination was based on a stratagem employed by Napoleon Bonaparte:
“Kill a few, it will inspire the rest”.
It seems clear the Carlson may have been the first of many to “ Tuck around and find out!” but according to the traditional use of this stratagem HE WILL NOT BE THE LAST.
Carlson’s name provides a beautiful and ironic onomatopoeia reference to the original term because if “tuck around and find out” we’re a person; it would look like Tucker Carlson.
This reminds me of another of Napoleon’s maxims:
Fortune favors the prepared mind.
Tucker Carlson was the first person at Fox News to Tuck around and find out that there is no “I” in team; but, he won’t be the last one!
Tuck around and find out by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 2, 2023
Reach Around In The Chocolate Locker
Reach Around In The Chocolate Locker by Greg_the_Smeg February 13, 2019
Loki amount
An unknown quantity of something. Could be a large amount or a very little amount of something. Or you have no idea on the quantity of something you have.
Loki amount by deadlyswarmofcats August 11, 2012
French reach around
French reach around by DerpyRainbow June 23, 2022
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