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the sussy imposter. a violent killer with the looks of a carrot to allure it’s victims. thick eyebrow to seduce it’s prey. denies all accusations of being a murderer
“wow you really killed it, like axman”
“we should vote out (person), they’re being axman”
axman by quietjuice June 13, 2022
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Axminster Warrior 

Term for lesbian following leading on from rug muncher
she flicked the bean like a true Axminster Warrior
Axminster Warrior by rug muncher January 14, 2008
A silent person that is both clever and clueless
Clever because they are able to see deeper into the person even if they try to conceal themselves. Clueless because a person could show their affections for them and rare time they often miss the signs.
An Axmir is perceptive, reads body language more than they should.
An Axmir is a hands on learner and once he learns his task at hand he is swift with it
They are attracted to unique and original type of people
They're usually quiet at first but once the guard comes down they're the warmest loving person you could ever know
But if you stay on the other side of the guards then they could be the coldest unloving person you know
An Axmir is what an Axmir does
Axmir by The Mallory November 24, 2021

Westminster Axminster 

a UK term used to describe a (conservative goverment) hiding place for material which could be damaging or embarrassing the the government, the saying is derived from the traditional conception of disguising dust and dirt by sweeping it underneath a carpet out of sight ! AXMINSTER being a brand of high quality carpeting that would likely be used in the government buildings in Westminster in the city of London.
The historical child abuse files have mysteriously disappeared,presumably under the Westminster Axminster.
Someone who thinks they're are Funny, however that is far from the truth.
He is very cocky and also he is a fake Rapper and person.
It is an arabic name otherwise known as Ahmed
He is such a... Axmad
That boy is such an Axmad
Axmad by Butterfly 352 December 27, 2018
Known for their work as loggers in Germany, an Axmann is a formidable foe in any circumstance. They are typically considered "Jacks of all trades", and can best a non-Axmann in any contest. It's probably in one's best interest to make friends with any Axmann he or she comes across. Axmanns are skilled in the arts of finely woven stories, speaking with silver tongues and enduring poker faces. They are renowned as bards among many cultures.
I am in need of wood to build my new barn, fire to set my enemy's house aflame, and some help writing a letter. I'll look in the phone book under "Axmann".
Axmann by TotheMaximusPrime November 30, 2013
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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