awkwardyze 

1. to make shit as strange and uncomfortable as humanly possible.

2. a homosexual advance that puts a person in an usual predictament, normally a fight ensues.

when Keller was all on my dick, when I made it ABUNDANTLY clear, I was spitting game to Evalina.

awkwardyze by AVIREZ May 13, 2005

door awkwardness 

When opening a car door at the same time and on the same side as the person in a car next to you. Then you just pause and wait for eachother to either close it or open it all the way but nobody moves at all causing an awkward situation especially if you don't know the other person.

In a parking lot, you try to get into your car and slightly open the door but at the same time someone is trying to get out of their car on the same side as you and you don't know what to do! door awkwardness...

door awkwardness by monkeyispretty December 15, 2010

Awkwardness Denial Disorder

This is a serious disorder thats most commonly found in insecure teenage girls, who talk alot about how awkward a boy is in there school, but in real life there the ones who are truely awkward. This disorder is an attempt to raise there self esteem and to appear less awkward then they really are.

She suffers from Awkwardness Denial Disorder...so if she calls yous call you awkward just slap her!.

Awkwardness Denial Disorder by snookiismylife August 23, 2010

awkwardate 

To make someone feel awkward. To awkwardate someone; awkwardated (past tense) awkwardation (the procress in awkwardating someone)

Sorry I didn't mean to awkwardate you.

awkwardate by Cheryl Beryl November 6, 2007

awkwardize 

The art of turning a normal conversation into an awkward situation.

"Did you see that video of a guy electrocuting himself? LMFAO"

"How can you find that stuff funny?"

"..."

"I totally awkwardized this conversation."

awkwardize by 003Labs June 29, 2009

Relative Awkwardness 

Mostly happens around Thanksgiving or Christmas time when you see your family relatives you haven't seen in a year and it's completely awkward and you have nothing to talk about.

Sitting at the thanksgiving table causally eating my pumpkin pie with my relatives, we have nothing to talk about, its relative awkwardness

Relative Awkwardness by Archibald Jones September 29, 2009

youtube awkwardness

when a friend shows you a clip on youtube which runs too long but you have to finish the entire clip because your friend was so excited to show you

A: "Dude, I just experienced youtube awkwardness. My girlfriend just showed me a 15 min clip on the making of the Bachelor."

B: "Sucks to be you"

youtube awkwardness by 2inchfromground September 29, 2010