awfulicity 

crappiness; has no value whatsoever

The awfulicity of my essay make the teacher scream and kill herself.

awfulicity by Peter WN November 6, 2008

awfulicity 

Describes the state of something that is terrible beyond human definition.

The awfulicity of my essay made the teacher stab herself in the eye.

awfulicity by Peter W.N. December 29, 2007