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Awesomology 

The study of the science of being awesome. Often refers to Tom
I am awesome. I would know, I'm an expert in awesomology.
Awesomology by SirTomOfCanada September 15, 2010

Awesononomous 

When a random stranger performs an act of kindness. Usually the person who does it, accomplishes his kind task and sticks around long enough for you to say "thank you" or if a guy does it for a girl, or vice-versa, long enough to get a number. Usually occurs in the South due to southern hospitality or in the Urban areas around the holidays.
Guy: Here ma'am, let me get your bags for you.
Old Lady: Why, thank you, sonny. Let me give some money for you being so awesononomous.

Old lady looks down to get money, looks up
Guy is gone, without a trace

Guy's hand are full, trying to get into apartment building
Girl:Let me up the door for you.
Guy:Thank you
Long pause and stare...
Girl:Well, I kinda feel like you owe me, ya know, for being so awesononomous. Here.
Hands him her number
Guy:How about tomorrow, I'll call you.

awesomonimous

An expression of saying something is very, very awesome. Usually used in a spur of finding out something very pleasing.
Brian shouted "AWESOMONIMOUS!" appon finding out that his girlfriend is bisexual.
awesomonimous by Tommy Silva February 9, 2010

awesomommy 

A very attractive woman who happens to have children. Also known as a Milf.
Damn cuz, look at that awesomommy!
awesomommy by Big Johnny August 30, 2008

Awesomology 

- It is an actual lifestyle, religion or study that can be easily obtained through a few simple steps:

1) being totally and undenyably awesome without trying to
2) continuously impressing others with your awesomeness
3) being your awesome self

Limitations might apply. One rule to follow: you must know Clark. If you don't know Clark, you are not awesome!
Awesomology (or awesomatics) occur when you are being totally awesome.

Side effects may include:

- knowing Clark
- uncontrollable laughter
- abs pain
- making fun of everything around you
- having a kick-ass time
- pointing out every silly thing around you
- randomness
- being awesome!
Awesomology by Gulia-Shmulia October 22, 2009

Awesomology 

The study of all things awesome
Too bad colleges don't offer courses in awesomology. I would be in A student.
Awesomology by The Lady Rowan September 27, 2019