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Awesononomous 

When a random stranger performs an act of kindness. Usually the person who does it, accomplishes his kind task and sticks around long enough for you to say "thank you" or if a guy does it for a girl, or vice-versa, long enough to get a number. Usually occurs in the South due to southern hospitality or in the Urban areas around the holidays.
Guy: Here ma'am, let me get your bags for you.
Old Lady: Why, thank you, sonny. Let me give some money for you being so awesononomous.

Old lady looks down to get money, looks up
Guy is gone, without a trace

Guy's hand are full, trying to get into apartment building
Girl:Let me up the door for you.
Guy:Thank you
Long pause and stare...
Girl:Well, I kinda feel like you owe me, ya know, for being so awesononomous. Here.
Hands him her number
Guy:How about tomorrow, I'll call you.

Awesomonious

In the continiuous state of AWESOME!
When I trust the flow of the universe I naturally feel AWESOMONIOUS.
Awesomonious by Nancy Powers July 28, 2007

awesomanious

the explination of something that appears to be fun,awesome, and off the chain,however; it is not fun due to it's homo erotic content.
Person 1: "I'm going to a rugby party tonight with all my guy friends." Person 2:"That sounds awesomanious."
awesomanious by El Cabio September 17, 2006

awesomonious

when two awesome things combine harmoniously to become even more awesome.
Hearing Barbra Streisand sing with Judy Garland is totally awesomonious.

That mashup is filled with awesomoniousness.

Those musicians think so much alike their collaboration is awesomonious.
awesomonious by RoaringWookiee November 3, 2019

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026