Awesononomous

When a random stranger performs an act of kindness. Usually the person who does it, accomplishes his kind task and sticks around long enough for you to say "thank you" or if a guy does it for a girl, or vice-versa, long enough to get a number. Usually occurs in the South due to southern hospitality or in the Urban areas around the holidays.

Guy: Here ma'am, let me get your bags for you.
Old Lady: Why, thank you, sonny. Let me give some money for you being so awesononomous.

Old lady looks down to get money, looks up
Guy is gone, without a trace

Guy's hand are full, trying to get into apartment building
Girl:Let me up the door for you.
Guy:Thank you
Long pause and stare...
Girl:Well, I kinda feel like you owe me, ya know, for being so awesononomous. Here.
Hands him her number
Guy:How about tomorrow, I'll call you.

Awesononomous by J to the Newberry/Krisko December 10, 2009

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awesomonimous

An expression of saying something is very, very awesome. Usually used in a spur of finding out something very pleasing.

Brian shouted "AWESOMONIMOUS!" appon finding out that his girlfriend is bisexual.

awesomonimous by Tommy Silva February 9, 2010

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

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