The frivolous act of making ones' self seem more sophisticated, athletic, smarter or generally greater than those around them when in fact the individual is more than likely a giant floppy cock. The transition from being a well-rounded individual to a self-righteous fuck has not only plagued mankind, but perplexed us as well. With an insurmountable and seemingly endless bank of knowledge in all areas and facets of life, the "awesomer" will undoubtedly ear fuck the shit out of you with an array of whimsical allegories which he or she discovered while exploring the vast reaches of their own anus.

Awesomer -"I don't know if you are familiar with fasting, but it is really good for your body. That is why, unlike most people, I fast nearly once a month. It takes a lot of determination and will power, but as I mentioned previously I am not like most people."

Individual fed up with awesomer - "Dude, I couldn't be happier for you. On another note, I started awesomeing today. Yeah, its pretty great. I already gained 50 lbs. of muscles and my dick grew 3 inches. . . in both size and girth!"

awesomeing by JDMGio April 23, 2010

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awesomendous

A mixture of awesome and tremendous. The state of feeling absolutely more amazing than you have ever felt before.

After a heavenly massage on the beach, I was feeling awesomendous.

awesomendous by Jazzyfizzle Jones May 24, 2009

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Awesomen

an adj. meaning slightly better than something that is awesome. It's spelling is derived as almost a math equation: Awesome to the 'nth' power.

Red lobster may have good deals, but Olive Garden's unlimited soup, salad and breadsticks is AWESOMEN.

Awesomen by Claire Standish July 16, 2008

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