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awesomeing 

The frivolous act of making ones' self seem more sophisticated, athletic, smarter or generally greater than those around them when in fact the individual is more than likely a giant floppy cock. The transition from being a well-rounded individual to a self-righteous fuck has not only plagued mankind, but perplexed us as well. With an insurmountable and seemingly endless bank of knowledge in all areas and facets of life, the "awesomer" will undoubtedly ear fuck the shit out of you with an array of whimsical allegories which he or she discovered while exploring the vast reaches of their own anus.
Awesomer -"I don't know if you are familiar with fasting, but it is really good for your body. That is why, unlike most people, I fast nearly once a month. It takes a lot of determination and will power, but as I mentioned previously I am not like most people."

Individual fed up with awesomer - "Dude, I couldn't be happier for you. On another note, I started awesomeing today. Yeah, its pretty great. I already gained 50 lbs. of muscles and my dick grew 3 inches. . . in both size and girth!"
awesomeing by JDMGio April 23, 2010
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awesomeing 

The act of being so awesome that it must be referred to in verb form.
I was awesomeing last night when I crushed that moonwalk at the party. NBD.
awesomeing by snalker1 October 23, 2011

25 april national awesomeness day 

the 25 april is the national awesomeness day , so if you are born on that day you re awesome !
it's the 25 april! so? 25 april national awesomeness day!

awesomeitis 

caught a good case of awesome.
Whoah, your good. You must have caught awesomeitis.
awesomeitis by williamAustin February 27, 2008

awesomazing 

A combination of the words awesome and amazing. Used to describe something so cool that you need to use 2 words for it.
:Omg, that shirt is soo awesomazing!

:That song was awesomazing! I'm totally going to buy the cd.
awesomazing by torle June 14, 2008

Awesomeicalrific 

Tiffany,Kaycee,Renee,and Sarina are awesomeicalrific.

awesomeness points

A way of winning a game that you are losing at terribly
Friend: I'm beating you by 20 points
You: Not for long you're not, i award myself 35 awesomeness points for being awesome.