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avocatoes

Those stupid sandal shoes with the black textured rubber on the front, that when worn make feet look like avocados.
"Look at that chick's stupid avocatoes, she has no self respect."
by Mostmojo December 8, 2016
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Fooking avocados

Avacados are the trendiest food of all time like you see people tagging them in there post and there a boyo enit
Louis: its like them fooking avocados

Liam:whats wrong with avocados

Louis: trendiest food of all time
by 69.fxckm3.69 May 3, 2021
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avocadoes from mexico

the most annoying trend on the cancerous platform of tiktok. usually performed by spamming "🥑🇲🇽" in dms to someone
Friend: hey whatchu doin
TikToker: Avocadoes from Mexico🥑🇲🇽
TikToker: Avocadoes from Mexico🥑🇲🇽
TikToker: 🥑🇲🇽
TikToker: 🥑🇲🇽
Friend: What?
TikToker: Avocadoes from Mexico🥑🇲🇽
Friend: Stop
TikToker: 🥑🇲🇽
TikToker: Avocadoes from Mexico🥑🇲🇽
by jakey_ofblueboard January 30, 2021
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Avocato

Avocato, a handsome ventrexian whos a badass but yet a gentleman. Avocato yet has a traumatic backstory working with the lord commander and forced to kill his son Little Cato, but obviously he didn't. Avocato also has a best friend named Gary goodspeed who is a space boy who REALLY likes cookies but also is in love with a beautiful woman named Quinn Airgon. The thing about Avocato though is that hes very stinky his teal wife says. Hehe.
Avocato loves his son Little Cato
by Chäsė March 27, 2021
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Avacadoes from Mexico

Teacher: Where are avacodoes from?

You: Avacadoes from Mexico!
by TheMadHippo64 May 16, 2022
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grapes and avocados

when you go grocery shopping with your crush and all you can do is look at each other
(looking at you) "we need grapes and avocados"
(looking back at me) "mhm"
(looking at you) "yeah, like, totally"
(looking back at me) "oh yeah, ahh, we'll get there eventually"
(looking at you) "woah, ha? Mmmh. Cool"
(looking back at me) "grapy grappolinos, huh, and avanti avo-voca-cado-do re mi fa so la ti doooo!"
(looking at you) "ahaha, yuppy. Like fruits. Thats sexy"
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by Krkič April 26, 2019
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Nikocado Avocadoism🥑

This is a religion were our god is Nikocado Avocado

The religion all started when Nikocado Avocado fought with his partner named Orlin while crying and eating noodles and chicken. This glorious moment represented love. By fighting with your partner shows how deep your relationship is. This historious moment led to many different iconic traditions being made. Some of the traditions are having a fight with

your partner while eating. Annother tradition is having a pool noodle fight with your partner. If you don't have a partner just cry while eating noodles in front of a camera. These traditions are held every sunday. Him risking his relationship with Orlin was to show his loyalty to us Nikocado avocadoister(those who are in the religion). Because of this we have to show our respect and loyalty to Nikocado Avocado by doing traditions every sunday. We also have to obey all of his commands. Our enemies are Orlinisters, their religion is Orlinism. Their god is Orlin. If you ever encounter an Orlinist, remember to use special op attacks made by our godly god (Nikocado Avocado)info in the server. If you disobey and missbehave then you get teleported to Orlin's basement, which is a torture. Orlinisters will torture you with their non-op attacks. They will only itch but it will still be a torture. REMEMBER TO PRAY 𓀉TO OUR GOD EVERYDAY INFRONT OF A NIKOCADO AVOCADO SHRINE WHILE SINGING ''Niko is the reason we exist everybody knows that it's a fact kiss kiss🙏🙏''
WE BELIEVE IN NIKOCADO AVOCADOISM🙏🙏#BADDIES #NOODLES🍜 #POOLNOODLE #CANCELORLIN🤬🤬

Niko🥑 is the reason we exist everybody knows that it's a fact kiss kiss💏💏#NIkocado Avocadoism🥑🥑

SAY YOU ARE MY NIKOCADO AVOCADOIST🥑KÆÅÅH🐽#Nikocado Avocadoism🥑

NIKOCADO AVOCADO SUPREMECY🛐🛐#Nikocado Avocado🥑

BUY NIKOCADO AVOCADO MERCH TO SHOW MORE RESPECT AND LOYALTY🥑

Owners and creators of the religion are boobaddicted69 and baldluffy(on tiktok basically)

You can reach us through discord: boobaddicted69#8916 or Boobaddicted69’sLover#4857

We^^ are the most powerful after our god Nikocado Avocado of course in this religion

To join the religiom you'll have to reach us on discord and you'll be added to the server, there is also more information in the server
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