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autotonsorialist

Someone who cuts her or his own hair
Hey, liripoop Sam you're an autotonsorialist,huh? You scared to go to the salon dude?
autotonsorialist by WordManiac123456 December 20, 2015

autostoned 

nickname for Autozone because of its employees mental condition
I asked that fool at autostoned for a spark plug and he came back with water pump!
autostoned by GBerg April 21, 2007

Autotunage

Music that relies heavily on auto-tuning.
I'm tired of hearing this autotunage. Change the radio station please.
Autotunage by Amorphae July 22, 2011

Autokinathy

A state where you feel emotionally "one" with another person, often doing the same things or feeling the same in a way that may be viewed as coincidental.
"It's like were on the same level, I think we're autokinathetic." Autokinathy
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026