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Automolested 

When the driver behind you is so impatient or running so fast they pull / or run so close to your rear bumper In an attempt to move you out of the way.
I was automolested by an asshole in a black suv this morning on the interstate.

I was automolested on the interstate this morning. The person came up so fast and rode my ass so much I thought I was going to get creamed.
v. To search Google.com for one's name
n. One who autoogles
Ken has too much time on his hands; he autoogles himself daily looking for new results. Need I mention he's also self-centered?
autoogle by khaileaverde December 7, 2004

autogoober 

Someone who really doesn't know how to act socially with other human beings.

It is the combination of the word autistic and goober, because that way, it sounds nicer.

Also referred to as moonpie and that one kid you are nice to only because you think they'd kill themselves if they had absolutely no friends and that one kid whose face would be broken if you weren't such a nice person.
Girl #1: And then after I asked him POLITELY to leave, he said he wondered if I liked the smell of fat Hawaiian men.
Girl #2: He did not! Did he?
Girl #1: Yeah! I know, right?
Girl #1: Oh my gosh, he is SUCH a moonpie.
Girl #2: I know, a real autogoober.
autogoober by IAreGirl June 10, 2009

Autogold 

Something, a song or video, that is so rare that it is automatically Gold.
That shit is Autogold!
Autogold by Jackdiabolus@gmail.com September 23, 2020

Autogold 

Something, a song or video, that is so rare that it is automatically Gold.
That shit is Autogold!
Autogold by Jackdiabolus@gmail.com September 23, 2020
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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