autofull

The company that created the most basic bitch videogame chair currently in existence. The pink bunny one that everyone who gets it thinks it makes them stand out when in reality quite literally every girl on social media has it.

Girl streamer: Hey guys I got something new and exciting that I know you've never seen before, take a look at my autofull pink bunny chair! Now go ahead and flatter me on how unique I am simps!
Simps: We may donate our minimum wage paychecks to you in the nonexistent hope of getting laid, but even we aren't that bad!

autofull by Assey McGee August 24, 2021

autofellatiography 

A self-written biographical sketch, such as one submitted in support of an award application, in which the writer plays up and exaggerates their own accomplishments, giving themselves a symbolic blow job.

"I got nominated for employee of the year, but now they're making me write an autofellatiography. I'm gagging."

autofellatiography by Fishbert December 16, 2008

Assisted Autofelletio 

Background: Autofelletio is the act of performing fellatio on one's self.

The assisted autofelletio is achieved with the help of another person. As one person attempts autofelletio the second person pushes down on the shoulders in unison with the up and down motion of the first person.

The first person can use a free hand to increase stimulation during assisted autofelletio.

Bill: "Last night Jackie didn't want to give me a blow job but she helped me blow myself"

Rob: "You got her to give you assisted autofelletio?"

Bill: "Totally!"

Assisted Autofelletio by Jack Itoff December 22, 2010

autofellatio 

The art of sucking your own cock

The artist formally known, as the artist formally known as the artist, leant over and sucked himself until he came.

autofellatio by spylad August 11, 2003

autofellator 

A man who can suck his own manhood

Damn that guy is a real autofellator

autofellator by Uber caMeL! September 14, 2003

autobullshit 

Condition, usually affecting women who are emotionally upset, which manifest it self when subject automatically replies "bullshit" to anything their spouse, boyfriend or partner says without pausing to consider what has been said, only that said spouse, boyfriend or partner has said something.

A person being autobullshitted usually has no idea what the hell he did wrong to begin with. Trying to find out usually makes thing worse.

The autobullshitting phase may go away as suddenly as it came.

Dave: I love you.
Sarah: Bullshit!

Dave: this milk is low fat
Sarah: fucking bullshit!!

Dave: did you hear the one about dyslexic guy who walked into a bra?
Sarah: bullshiiiiiiiit!!!!!1

Dave: 6 x 7 = 42.
Sarah: you asshole that's so fucking bullshit!! bullshit! bullshit! bullshit! u suck!!

Frank: could I have another slice of that marvellous pie?
Sarah: why of course.
Dave: ou. me too.
Sarah: Bullshit!

Dave: why are you so pissed at me??? whatever it is, I'm sorry! I'll do anything you want! say anything you want... but please stop..
Sarah: how the fuck can you pretend not to know?? bullshit!!

Dave: really dear, your autobullshit is getting tiresome. goodbye.
Sarah: bullsh-- hey, wait. where are you going? honey?
Dave: *slams door*

autobullshit by uselessponko August 25, 2009

Autofellatio 

The act of a man in puberty or older fellating, or sucking, his own penis as a form of masturbation. Another term for this is selfsuck. It feels amazing and tastes really good, trust me. Unfortunately only a small percentage of the population has the combined dick size and flexibility required to be able to do this.

I am in the low percentage who can do autofellatio on will. First, take off all your clothes, including pants and shirt and lay onto a soft surface like a bed. Then roll your legs up and behind your head. Keep at least part of your back or shoulders on the bed. Start stroking your penis and stretch your head as close as possible. Keep stroking until it is hard, and touch it with your mouth. Seal the head of the cock in your lips, and lick the skin around it with your tongue. Push the cock further in your mouth while licking it and occasionally sucking it. Do it slowly at first but gradually go faster over time. When you are about to cum, go as quickly as possible and let yourself nut in your mouth. Feel and taste the warm semen being pumped on your tongue, and swallow every drop of it. A great way to relieve your sexual stress with no required cleanup that allows you to perceive both perspectives at the same time. That is autofellatio.

Autofellatio by WhoDatFreshBoi May 7, 2019