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Derogatory term for autistic, usually implying a certain level of stupidity
Wow hes one annoying little autard
Autard by Mortechai Benyisrael January 9, 2007
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Autard • autarded • Autardicle • artard • ATARD • AItard • aktard • artarded • Astard • attard
guy 1 you know a guy named parker??
guy 2 yeah he's that skinny blonde autard stoner that never grew up
guy 1 hmm he must still be in the amoeba stage
guy 2 yeah he obsesses a ton over pot
autard by rayjay91 February 17, 2023
Short for autistic retard.
random_dude1755665:Shut up autard.
aspie101:why the hell are you calling me an autard emo?
random_dude1755665:Why are u call are u calling me emo?
aspie101:because u keep slitting up ur fucked up wrists.
autard by Devil Kisses April 12, 2009
A person who derives vastly more enjoyment from drawing people into his tiresome rants than actually participating in whatever he is ranting about. Named after a participant on an auto racing forum who spends five days ranting online about tiresome minutiae for every two days spent racing.
"Aktards only serve to drive people away from the forums."

"After a short time, people will get tired of aktarded behavior and they'll just want the aktard to go away."
aktard by Club Racer December 7, 2006
A person who derives vastly more enjoyment from drawing people into his tiresome rants than actually participating in whatever he is ranting about. Named after a participant on a well-know automobile club racing forum who spends five days complaining about tiresome minutiae for every two days racing.
"Man, this forum needs more racers and fewer aktards."
aktard by Club Racer December 7, 2006
A retard as mentioned in South Park. Complete moron, absolute idiot.
You are such an artard!
artard by Mike the PIUMP March 10, 2003
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