Austrich

A large, rare, flightless bird that originates from a land west of Hungary and north of Slovakia.

Because of their athletic prowess and sheer strength of leg, occasional they are run in races with smaller men affixed to their backs.

One was able to run in a gubernatorial race and won. He has since resigned his position as governor of California and returned to Hollywood.

The Austrich has a strange and bewildering affinity for Wiener Schnitzel.

Austrich meat, while gamey in taste, seems to be popular with South Americans working in the domestic service industry.

Austrich by theletterB August 4, 2011

austritch 

An austritch is just an Australian bitch, like flat-ass Miranda Kerr or the hapless Naomi Watts, or the ruined and brain-damaged Nicole Kidman.

Miranda Kerr is an austritch.

She should be flogged.

austritch by jacques asse August 16, 2010

Austrishny

A beautiful dialect originally brought to the UK by Australian immigrants. The dialect contains a pinch of Australian, British, and a hint of Cockney. Much of Austrishny's heritage and cultural evidence has been lost due to a terrible forest fire that wiped out the colony of immigrants in the UK centuries ago. Today there are only 2 known individuals who speak the beautiful native tongue, Jesse Michels and Stephanie Hansen. They were able to revive the angelic dialect and speak fluently in Austrishny in efforts to respect and honor the lost culture of the Austrishny.

"Wow you have a beautiful accent what is that angelic dialect called?"

"Why thank you, its Austrishny my friend."

Austrishny by JessetheGenius March 29, 2010

astrichia 

when you and your friend both like the same to guys the same amount and flirt with them not stop.

those girls are so astrichia for them all the time

astrichia by barney 2.0 June 11, 2019

asstrich 

A person who, like the metaphor of the ostrich sticking it's head in the sand when in a difficult situation, promptly shoves their head up their ass during an argument that they're losing and refuses to budge from their position. Most often people with closed minds and no interest in compromising.

The Republican party showed what asstriches they were when they refused to compromise on the debt negotiations.

asstrich by Semiominous September 18, 2011