Austinsm

A name given to many a American boys, comes with the sad fate of a "Austinsm" around teenage years in their life time. an "Austinsm" is where the person in question (Austin) becomes severely overweight, almost out of nowhere.

Oh shoot! Did you see Austin yet this year? Looks like his Austinsm kicked in. Poor Guy.

Austinsm by Blekyong October 3, 2017

Austins penis 

Austins penis is so fucken massive that it cant fit in the hole so he will be a virgin his whole life

Austins penis cannot be used

Austins penis by JOhnnnnndfdfd February 17, 2021

Austins pp size over a wopping 7 

big pp

Austins pp size over a wopping 7 its big

Austins pp size over a wopping 7 by pop crackle February 6, 2020

austins dick 

An extremely small penis

Did you bring the microscope to see austins Dick?

austins dick by Austins dick December 28, 2016

austinism 

1. One who makes quotes continually about subjects of no interest to others only to make himself seem more intelligent than he actually is.

Knowing the stats of every Laker who was ever drafted to the team including Chic Hearn's birh weight is an austinism.

austinism by Marvine Butler May 27, 2005

Austinism 

A disorder of getting multiple DWI’s, going to jail for said DWI’s, buying a quarantine dog that shits on the floor, showing up late to work, getting fired after showing up late to work, having a funko pop addiction, living in a midget house, playing the nintendo switch all day, hitting the bong 24/7, taking detox pills every week, acting like the world is against you, and being a cuck.

Friend 1: Man bro, you need to get your shit together and put down the switch and get a job!
Friend 2: I’ve been trying bro! The worlds against me.
Friend 1: Sounds like you got that Austinism bro

Austinism by willd75 December 9, 2020

austinism 

A Mutation similar to autism:
lack of total brain activity(yet somehow manages to live?). someone who cannot spell "a" or add 0+0. you can tell when someone is suffering from austinism when you proof read their emails and find that not even spell check has a damn clue what is being typed... or when they speak to you and you think you are in an episode of "Life goes on"(see Corkey).
this disease is highly contagious, can be passed on sexually, airborne, physical contact, or the dreaded "conversation with one of THEM", or by simply sitting on the same toilet seat. also- one can be born with austinism ie: mom or dad had "IT" or mom consumed large amounts of weed, booze, or any other drugs.
Good news; there is a cure for this affliction. though school can do little to help the infected, death is the easiest cure. austinism can be slowly decreased simply by keeping the infected ones constantly dipping tobacco or sleeping at their desks. no drug with the ability to cure has yet be submitted to the FDA.

" Mark was found to have the first known case of Austinism"

austinism by Ryan LaFrance April 3, 2008