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Austistics 

A variation of statistics in which all figures are made by an omnipotent super being who resides over the two parallel universes.
Guy: And this figure succinctly concludes that all men are pigs and will have sex with any vagina regardless of this honour code you seem so fond of.

Girl: Is that even statistically proven?!

Guy: .......It's proven through Austistics.

Girl: >.<
Austistics by NotaguynamedAustin October 27, 2011
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Austistic 

Damn! That Aussie is so Austistic.
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