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Austistics 

A variation of statistics in which all figures are made by an omnipotent super being who resides over the two parallel universes.
Guy: And this figure succinctly concludes that all men are pigs and will have sex with any vagina regardless of this honour code you seem so fond of.

Girl: Is that even statistically proven?!

Guy: .......It's proven through Austistics.

Girl: >.<
Austistics by NotaguynamedAustin October 27, 2011
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Austintastic 

Definition of the quality of musicians from the Austin Texas area to include surrounding small town area performers.
The band I heard last night was Austintastic!
That Austin area band is Austintastic!
What an amazing band, they are Austintastic!
Austintastic by Eminito July 3, 2022

Austistic 

Damn! That Aussie is so Austistic.