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Austistics 

A variation of statistics in which all figures are made by an omnipotent super being who resides over the two parallel universes.
Guy: And this figure succinctly concludes that all men are pigs and will have sex with any vagina regardless of this honour code you seem so fond of.

Girl: Is that even statistically proven?!

Guy: .......It's proven through Austistics.

Girl: >.<
Austistics by NotaguynamedAustin October 27, 2011
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Austintastic 

Definition of the quality of musicians from the Austin Texas area to include surrounding small town area performers.
The band I heard last night was Austintastic!
That Austin area band is Austintastic!
What an amazing band, they are Austintastic!
Austintastic by Eminito July 3, 2022

Austistic 

Damn! That Aussie is so Austistic.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
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