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Austistics 

A variation of statistics in which all figures are made by an omnipotent super being who resides over the two parallel universes.
Guy: And this figure succinctly concludes that all men are pigs and will have sex with any vagina regardless of this honour code you seem so fond of.

Girl: Is that even statistically proven?!

Guy: .......It's proven through Austistics.

Girl: >.<
Austistics by NotaguynamedAustin October 27, 2011

Austintastic 

Definition of the quality of musicians from the Austin Texas area to include surrounding small town area performers.
The band I heard last night was Austintastic!
That Austin area band is Austintastic!
What an amazing band, they are Austintastic!
Austintastic by Eminito July 3, 2022

Austistic 

Damn! That Aussie is so Austistic.
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The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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